Tragicomedy

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BLACK SOUL...

BLACK SOUL...

B aby’s got a black soul, a bloody sole
L atch on to your life-line, your love-life
A rch my...

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Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Or Woman, Or Child, Or...

The following elucidated
conjecture actually can
(reed best...

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There's A Pedophile In...

There's A Pedophile In The House...

(ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???)

OMG,... and he looks...
SAY WHAT??? just like me...

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The Amsterdam Lights sequel

 The Amsterdam Lights sequel

After leaving the red light district, tail between my legs
not quite the Impact I'd thought I would...

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Approbation Deeded...

Approbation Deeded Gratuitously Just Because...

(this endeavor more self directed to progeny,
whose psyche wounded, strafed, and nicked.)

...

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OLD IS GOLD

OLD IS GOLD

Old is gold is a Czech saying which is very true
Although it's also nice to have something new...

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Within My Quasi Immediate...

Within My Quasi Immediate Environs

An unexpected burst of energy
helped fashion a second poem he
ving up from deep within the...

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The Red lights Of Amsterdam

The Red lights Of Amsterdam
A Fool, the one who travelled to Amsterdam's red light district thinking to show all the girls what he was all...
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McDonald's McPoem

McDonald's McPoem

We all have
done it
maybe
some more
than others

Whipping up
a...

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Remember...Remain Calm,...

Remember...Remain Calm, Collected, And Cool...

Matthew Scott Harris...ARG

This, a near imp
possible mantra to apply
when this 2009...

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Emotional Reparations To...

Emotional Reparations To Eden Liat

(Aborted attempt to mend fences, -
which version overly pedantic for
her minimal leisure/down...

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She Was Just a Booty Call

You broke my heart when you stole and used my bride.
She ran off with you and I'm going to take it...

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POE'S ROOMMATE TELLS ALL

POE'S ROOMMATE TELLS ALL

I am not at all
Concerned
If you think
I am mad
In contrast
I find it...

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Severe Weather Predictions...

Severe Weather Predictions...

Professedly Plagues Psyche

I do not watch, while
feigning to sip ale,
nor listen to...

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("FAKE") King...

("FAKE") King Harry Kane...

also unknown as (D. Lucian Null)

Sprung from the best
over active imagination damnedest...

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Nostalgia For Yesteryear Of...

Nostalgia For Yesteryear Of Boyhood

(originally composed approximately a half
dozen plus years since this revision now,
September...

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Wheezer

Wheezer

Perforated pleura
From wrenching non stop
Torn and twisted thoracic muscles
The...