Tragicomedy

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

Soon after nibbling pumpkin pie,
I felt terribly amiss,
where death be not proud
did...

Time ticks by, body, slowly dies.
Skin crinkles, penis shrinkles.
Bellys flop, boobs drop....

No rocket surgeon,
nor brain scientist called upon
but only Rudolf the red nose reindeer...

Cupid loosed a love potion
laced arrow alas and alack
thy nineteen year young daughter...

Twittered Via Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Prior carte blanche to confessing...

Though reading horror stories (macabre),
an only every now and again
genre crazy wave
...

(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women)

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle...

(just in time for summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)

...

Like a fly without his/her buzz
even popping a guarana (caffeine) does
not shake the feeling...

Years before many things happened...

If you watched them you would have seen it coming...

...

Fresh home from therapy,
and resonate with zeal
tush air cerebral cogs a turn'n
...

Though thine two grown
former babes in crib age,
now lead checkered lives,
no longer...

To compensate for (A -Z)
ineradicable alphanumeric
character flaws (i.e. mutations
of...

Aye did not heed the maxim careful
what you wish for,
cuz now adversity not abate
...

Nationwide Insurance twas on my side yay
cuz, earlier this July forth
two thousand eighteen...

Escape from captivity pulled off
when I came of age
boyhood begrudged,
and bested by...