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Cave Quid Optes

Cave Quid Optes

Aye did not heed the maxim careful
what you wish for,
cuz now adversity not abate
perhaps helpful for thee reader

if this bard arse
did apprise present woe
by turning time machine backdate
asper how the fickle finger

of thine existence didst create,
a more agonizing situation discerning
scythe leant presaging grim reaper date
now welcomed with

opened arms to extricate
fools paradise by twist,
and shout of cruel fate
e'en locked up in a damp, dank,

and dark dungeon more grate
full, than full blown wraith zing hate
now lemme summarize
woe of this ingrate

where reprieve of death,
would be to good for me to jubilate
perhaps immolation, thence
at the stake burnt offerings

presented to the
"FAKE" trumpeting khanate
hence complete annihilation
the only way to liberate

a guilty conscious weighted down
by Sisyphean sized mill stones
now whit tis time mate
to acknowledge, and try to numerate

whereat one issue found me
reneging and being obdurate
on reimbursing me youngest daughter,
who could not pontificate

why she needed to fork
over monies in relation
to overpayment re
guarding social security,
essentially incumbent on me

on me eek quate
ting to a sizable tidy sum,
finding yours truly i rate
yet refund check she sent

over a year ago, and spate
of anger (born by eldest lass)
unforgivable egregious stonewalling
do to procrastination trait

this papa (rightfully my responsibility)
objects to bearing
brunt of arithmetical error
plus my own meager

very limited fiduciary reserves
induces anxiety to undulate
thus becoming fancy free
and foot loose bachelor

appears as emotionally
cannibalistic (ready
to jump off a bridge)
to shuck off this unbearable weight.
 

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