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Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle

Brought to you by myself in sixth grade ;)

Twinkle twinkle little star
I wanna hit you with my car 
Throw you off a tree so high 
Hope you break your neck and die 

Twinkle twinkle little star
I'll hit you with my guitar 
Hope my music makes you die 
That is really not a lie

Twinkle twinkle little star 
I'm gonna hit you very far
With this baseball bat I found 
Underground is where you're bound 

Twinkle twinkle little star
I'm gonna send you to Mars 
Where there is no need to hush 
As your brains turn to mush 

Twinkle twinkle little star 
I'm gonna hit you with my car
 

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Simon Bromley

I liked the flow and comedy value.  Well done.

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