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UGLY C@*T !?X

UGLY C@*T !?X

I AINT GOT MUCH GOING FOR ME !
ONLY MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
I JUST LOVE TO SWISH N SWAY!
& FLICK IT IN THE AIR!
GOD..WAS,NOT KIND TO ME!
IN FACT ..I,D SAY I,M FUCK N UGLY!
LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY BODY!
I LOOK LIKE AN INBREED!?
VERY FUCK N WEIRD INDEED
WITH DOTS ALL OVER MYSELF
& I SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY!?
& NOT EVEN IN BLOODY GOOD HEALTH
I,VE GOT TUFT,S OF HAIR!
JUST.FUCK N HERE & THERE!
A SKINNY LITTLE RUNT!
IN FACT IF I SAY SO MYSELF!
I,M A PROPER UGLY C@*T!
EXCEPT FOR MY HAIR!
WHICH I LOVE TO SHOW OFF
EVERY..BLOODY WHERE
COS..I DONT FUCK N CARE?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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