Undetermined(as of yet)

Hi guys. Listen, I have an idea for a poem, butt I wanted to run it by you before I published it, and I didn’t know how to get it to you, as there aren’t many means of communication these days since texting and email haven’t been invented yet, so I’m putting it on here. (Don’t tell anyone about it though, because they may steal the idea and post it themselves, and it may be my best to date…although many critics have said me writing down my grocery list was my best to date at this point). 

Anyway, the poem is called Ernesto Achieves a Leg Injury, and it centers around a small, Korean family of 18, who believe they may be Flemish, but are not sure where that is. They travel a long road searching, until it abruptly comes to an end with a sign stating, stop. They are forlorn, but are not sure what that means, and are sad, and maybe even unhappy instead. But just at that moment, they fall into a large ditch, and are happy again. But suddenly, their elation is turned to trepidation(again, not being sure what that means), they just have a sense fear, or that something is going to happen. At this time, a young, beautiful, yet gangly and misshapen, girl named Verna McTweeder III walks by and directs them to a festival of lambs that is going on in the main concourse. They attend the proceedings, and purchase some shoes. The shoes are quite big, but they do not endure blistering as they do not wear them upon their feet. At this moment in time they hear a loud, churro eating sound, but are not sure what it is. They look up, and it is Bernard Philharmonger III(although it may seem like a lot of people were thirds back then, it’s not true, it’s just that seconds had not been invented yet) eating a delicious churro! Unfortunately, Philharmonger is stricken with ptomaine poisoning from some radishes he consumed last winter, and dies a horrible death in front of them. They are horrified! and walk away laughing hysterically(at this point, they are ordered to purchase a dictionary by the Magistrate of Arms). As the poem winds down, Verne McLundquist IV(a true revolutionary) orates(silently) upon the perils of making a man such as Donald Trump a leader in the free world, and sacrifices a goat for Kamala Harris. Kamala seizes the moment to increase her polling numbers and proclaims she loves fried goat and was all she ate growing up in Communist Japan. The plot then takes a turn for the worse when a small puddle in West Yonkers, after a mild, 18 day rain, forms into a tsunami and takes out Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum. The Levington’s(the Korean family), are mournful, and look it up in their new dictionary, and light a candle for the fallen gallery, but are arrested for mocking the calamity, and are sentenced to a 40 year term in a maximum care facility. Fortunately, they had a good lawyer who got it reduced to 480 months. They were very obsequious to him, and apparently weren’t adept at the new dictionary. The end. 

Anyway, what do you think? 

It’s kind of a love story, but it’s based on historical facts…which have not happened yet. 

Anyway, keep it to ourselves, like I said, so the idea isn’t stolen. 

Thanks Kids!