Unsung Threnody For A Well Sewn Hero

Bare skull and cross bones
existence on the peripheral
outskirts of poker flats
lives a slip of a man,

whereat he never felt deserving
accolades linkedin
with appeasement,
sans pat on back congrats,

asper bringing peace,
and tranquility to the
kingdom taken over
by trumpeting democrats,

without any armed
populace resorting,
(nor police present)
affecting a coup d'etat

(carried out
by military expats),
no...amazingly enough,
non violent government

takeover won by votes
during midterm elections,
who rendered
the equivalent outcome

(actually a stunt
more difficult)
than analogously bringing
rabbits out of hats,

which predominant number
of socially progressive winners
shared the sir name "Katz"
ironic since such

ethical congressional
"Freshman" hoped to scare
out all the corrupt rats
and, thus hit upon,

(or one newly elected
acolyte dreamt) master bait,
which involved one participant
to experience potentially

a stormy Dane yell'n date,
thus unnamed
wizard (specializing
in far out, and groovy

grandiose high jinks fate
hood did don an outfit
resembling the Great
Tony the Tiger, no matter,

he reputedly happened
tubby a serial killer,
yet said Grand
Poobah did integrate

each puzzle piece
of his Khanate
with a combination of
bluster, gimcrackery

cheap tricks deceit,
"FAKE" hate
as to snatch the checkered mate,
(essentially a hie

bred Matted Scottish
tartan Harris tweed
couture rib banned jester,
who didst orchestrate)

so much tom foolery, his
basic winning technique
quite antic quate
head, nonetheless

far more ingenious than
latest technological state
of the art revolutionary
trappings, thus never
outmoded ways underrate!