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WEDDED BLISS

WEDDED BLISS

What in gods name has happened with my life !!!
My kids treat me like a moron , not to mention my wife !!!
From the first moment we met, it was lust at first sight
16 years of lifes mediocrity, now she couldn't give a shite
It was almost like God flicked a switch on her head
The conversation became cold and she dried up in bed
It really didn't matter how or whatever I tried to do 
My wife became a mother and my loved up days were through
Please don't get me wrong, I understood that times would change
Life almost became a timetable, wild times; now out of range
Although the kids happiness was now our top priority,    
With all work and no-play, it would of been easier to have a lobotomy
So all men out there be warned. take heed and please remember
The hot sex kitten you met in June is freezing by mid November......

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