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WHAT A COCK !?X

WHAT A COCK !?X

A YOUNG FIT SINGLE HEN
IS FLOURISHING , IN HER PRIME!
& WHEN SHE IS MARRIED 
SHE BLOOMS JUST FINE!
A YOUNG FIT SINGLE COCK!
STANDING TALL & PROUD!
BUT. WHEN HE IS MARRIED
HE ,IS DEFINATLY NOT ALLOWED!
THE NEWLY MARRIED HEN
IS IN FULL CONTROL!?
SHE DEFINATLY,DONT TAKE NO BULL!
SHE RULES THE ROOST
WITH AN IRON ROD !
& HE,S HEN PECKED TO DEATH
THE POOR LITTLE SOD!
AT LAST THE GIRL,S
WILL RULE THE ROOST
IT GIVES GIRL POWER
A REAL BIG BOOST!
WHILE SHE PECKS THE 
POOR SOD , WITHIN AN INCH
OF HIS LIFE
WISHING HE,S STAYED SINGLE
& NOT CHOOSE A WIFE?
& NOW HE FACES A LIFE OF STRIFE!
BACK IN THE DAY
HE STOOD TALL & PROUD !
BUT NOW. HE,S SIMPLY, NOT ALLOWED!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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