What's OnThe A gender?
Not a lot, we had a sunken bath - not by choice,
the bloody floor dropped, can you really believe it?
Been fixed up, now we're doing bedroom and kitchen,
that's all you need now in the middle of winter.
The problem was that there were two ladies in the bath,
the minute my back's turned, you must be having a laugh;
I'm broad minded, broadsided by morals squeezed,
my old-fashioned persona is exposed to being teased.
I think that this is the last time I will mention,
my good friend Kirk makes me wonder my intention,
he's that way' you know, at least I think he is,
the word 'contentious' is an adjective - not mine but his.
I concede, just like Trump should do, shut my mouth,
we should know by now - there's nothing we can do.
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Thanks so much Tony.
Terry.
Hi TERRY!!.....I can tell you had some fun writing this....It helps with the compelling aspect of this piece.....Wish I could have seen the tub scene.....Literally fell through the floor?...wow!!...that's crazy!! LOL!!......I enjoyed this my friend!!.......ALL STARS!!......Keep 'em Comin'!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo : )
PS. Sorry about the stars!! (again!) : (
Nice one Terry, wild crazy pics keep flashing in my head. Cheers👏
Thanks so much Cleo.
Terry.
Hi Terry! I just loved reading this. It was so much fun this situation expressed in verse! I mean the bath tub going through the floor!! Must have been a sight. Sometimes you just got to laugh at these situations. And I love your take in writing about it in your dry sense of humour. Brilliant! Px💜
Hi P - how are u?
How's your book getting on?
Glad you liked the sunken bath!!
Stay well and safe.
Love,
Terry.
x
Hi Terry. I'm good, thanks for asking 😁. How are you?
My paperback is now back on Amazon! Had a few hiccups to sort! Anyway I'm really pleased with it and will know more when I get feedback...if it helped others...or enjoyed my prose. So far people have liked it and my illustrations.
Did this really happen the sunken bath?!
Px
Love this one, nice causal write that I found refreshing from some of the items on here. Kudos Terry! Best wishes. TFOTS
Thanks TFOTS.
Regards,
Terry.
Hi P,
Yes, it did happen.
I am fine - better when the
barhroom is finally fixed!
Love,
T.
X
"the word 'contentious' is an adjective - not mine but his."
BRILLIANT LINE
Thanks so much al -
you are generous.
Regards,
Terry.