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" WHAT....THE FUCK "!?X

" WHAT....THE FUCK "!?X

" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
THERE IS NO MORE WEED??
WHO THE FUCK , DUG UP MY SEEDS?
I BET IT,S THAT BLOODY SON OF MINEĀ 
WHO DOES THIS ALL THE TIME !
HE SHOULD BE ON A BLOODY LEAD!
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIS WEE?
TO KILL OFF ME FUCK N TREE
WAIT UNTIL , HE BUMPS INTO MEĀ 
NOW WE WONT GET IT FOR FREE
I CANNOT KEEP AFFORDING A KEY
I AINT GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY
& NOW IT CHOOSES TO BE SUNNY
HE HAD BETTER NOT LAUGH!
OR I,LL DROWN THE FUCKER IN THE BATH
IF YA CANT GET A KEY? GET ME HALF
IF HE THINKS WHAT HE,S DONE IS FUNNY?
SO NOW YOU,LL HAVE TO SCORE SOME HONEY
MAKE SURE YOUR BACK IN JUST A JIFF
GOD, DO I NEED A FUCK N BIG SPLIFF
THEN I WONT BE IN SUCH A TIFF!
& I MAY ALLOW OUR SON TO LIVE?

Tracy Timothy xx

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sparrowsong

Sounds like a rodent...TERRIBLE...

Very Funny Tracy...

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