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WHERE,S THE WIFE????X

WHERE,S THE WIFE????X

I BET YOU,VE NEVER SEEN !
A PAIR QUITE LIKE THIS !
SWOLLEN AS FUCK
& FULL TO BURSTING WITH JIZZ!
I BET YOUR WELL JELL?
THAT YOUR BALLS .DONT SWELL!
COS ,I,VE LOST ME FUCK N MRS!
& ALL IS NOT WELL!
AS I,M SURE YOU CAN TELL!
I FUCK N HOPE THAT SHE GETS BACK SOON!
OR THEY.LL BE LIKE A BLOODY BALLOON!
THEY,VE NEVER BEEN THIS BIG!
I DONT KNOW IF I CAN COPE!
IF SHE DONT GET BACK SOON!
THEY.LL BE AS BIG AS THIS ROCK!
THEN.SHE WONT EVEN REACH ME COCK!
I BETTER KNOCK ONE OUT QUICK!
OR I COULD BLOODY PASS OUT!
OR LOOSE ME FUCK N DICK!
THEN I,LL BE BLOODY SICK!!!
I HOPE SHE GETS BACK.VERY .FUCK N QUICK!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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BLOSSOM

Tracy, another 'ball busting' piccie with a verse to compliment it so wonderfully!!  Your poor hands must be going like the clappers this month with COMEDY lol!!  Oh Queen of Comedy, keep em coming, you are the dogs b******s ha ha:)

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BLOSSOM

So's his balls ha ha ha :)

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