Why Don't Sheep Shrink In The Rain?

Something I've always wondered about
A subject near and dear to my heart
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain
It's puzzled me right from the start!
A theory that sometimes is bandied about
Maybe their wool is non-shrinking
Sounds quite a bit far fetched to me
Someone's jazzing me I'm thinking!
Quite plausible if you think about it though
But whether it's true or it's not
Sheep I've talked to don't give a rat's ass
Damn wool is making them hot!

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LOL!! LOL!! ~ you crack me up Jack.........thanx for the sunshine brother!!...........smiles........T xo
LOL! So it tickled your giggle spot... glad to hear it, my dear Tony!!! Silly eh! LOL Come again dear Tony/... got more!!! xx
Very Amusing, I always loved Limericks, But I am not good at writing them.
Keep writing, I do enjoy a good comedy.
Kudos, Dmitri R.
Happy to hear it, my friend!!! Come again... I write a lot of humour! Cheers, Jack
hey Jack, wow for some reason this write is tripping me out, I`m not drunk or high, but just staring at my computer screen with no thoughts in my head, a first....I like this one, buddy....cheers
Hello Christopher! So far, no one has come up with he answer!!!! LOL Cheers!