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UP YA OWN ARSE !?X

UP YA OWN ARSE !?X

I,M TRYING TO SEE THING,S
FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW!
SO I HAVE TO BE UP MY
OWN ARSE. TO BE ABLE TOO!
COS THAT,S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!
BUT.ALL I CAN FIND 
UP HERE , IS POO
" WHAT !" YA ARSE-HOLE 
DOES THAT TELL YOU !?
THAT THE WORLD DONT REVOLVE
AROUND ME THE WAY 
IT DOES AROUND YOU !
& MY NOSE AINT AS BROWN
AS YOUR,S IS TOO!
& I CANT BE UP ME 
OWN ARSE LIKE YOU !!
PLUS,IT AINT A VERY GOOD VIEW 
& BECAUSE OF ALL THAT
THE ONLY PERSON THAT YOUR
CAPABLE OF LOVING..IS YOU !!
BEING UP YOUR OWN ARSE
LIKE YOU DO!......

Tracy Timothy xx

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