Yawning Is Contagious

Yawning is certainly contagious
Others can't help yawning too
It even happens with chimpanzees
Try it next time you're at the zoo

Yawn while attending a party
Many will follow your lead
The host can signal party's over
By yawning, it's time to leave

Yawning can also be useful
Groom signals the sleep he lacks
He's saying the wedding's over
To get his new bride in the sack

They happen when you're nervous
You need to let go a big fart
At a very important office meeting
One that soars right off the chart

Ever notice how silly we look
Our faces get all screwed up
We look like we're giving birth to a baby
Or picking up poop from a pup

So every time you yawn from now on
Remember these images I've sent you
You surely will to try to stifle that yawn
Remembering the chimps in the zoo!