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" Your Wildest Dreams Are About To Come True !?"

" Your Wildest Dreams Are About To Come True !?"

" Your wildest dreams, Are about to come true !!
As if by black magic, Or a bit of voodoo ?
There is something big, Waiting for you
If you promise, To loose a stone or two ?
Before , It will present itself to youΒ 
So wish upon your wildest dreamsΒ 
You,ll be the cat that got the cream !!
& hope that it all comes true ?
Its a whopper of a surprise, I am telling youΒ 
So start your new diet from today!
Or find some kind of way..To keep those calories at bay
& see what is the best , That you can do!
As the deal is , That you loose a stone or two?
To see your diet , Right the way through
& no cheating , On a chocolate bar or two
As this good fortune, Is only for a select few!!
& the rest my girl, Is down to you ...
If you reach your goal, Your dreams will surely cum true !?"

( P.S, WARNING,Β IT MAY COME AS A BIT OF A SHOCK TO YOU ?)

Tracy Timothy xx
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