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Would the real “Matthew scott harris” please stand up!?

Would the real “Matthew scott harris” please stand up!?

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Curiosity got the better part of me as thine fingers typed Matthew Scott Harris into the google search bar lo and behold and much to my chagrin and amusement, others with mine namesake constituted roles in various walks of life carrying out their whiles and ways sans existence covered the realm from administration of President Dwight David Eisenhower the celebrity circuit, where his claim to fame and fortune as movie Producer (born in Jacksonville, Illinois) for silver screen cinematic debut enterprise finished regal Dimension far off beaten track sans degree (from University of Illinois) in Civil Engineering, After practicing as an engineer for several years, a decision made to open a restaurant in Chicago with nary a harbinger. After operating popular eatery for more than ten years, a whim directed destiny viz hit time to make movies curved renown skyrocketed quest analogous to aligning skill sets into stratospheric isobar which exertion pitched head stone carvers to acquire vital context where next of kin content with obituary hiz death unexpectedly Tuesday morning, Feb. 24, 2015 of Loudonville), tomb epitaph incorporated passion as avid outdoorsman, who loved fishing, hunting and canoeing. I aced as supervisor with telly
communication company, Telecom Towers Inc, yet by some stroke of premature pronouncement, whence during funeral the coffin lid rose a jar
scaring the s**t out the backsides per mourners, where demise found sights drawn to undertake a totally tubular career as graphic artist from Buffalo (Educated at RPI), who constantly looks for work today tomorrow, out of necessity to pay bills, and as prodigy with numbers attained plaudits as financial solvency whiz, and par for the course irresistibly tempted forging credentials - with a self crafted faux pas star re: expert as a fraudulent Loan OfficerNMLS # 240801 - but Youngblood’s hired fretful dexterous dude for extra cash tip play git tar, while police got tips from wagging tail, and unfortunately butter field bursar ruse landed rising star into clinker sans Cook County Inmate at age 49 CB NUMBER 19043182, when arrest occurred Tuesday, January 13, 2015 11:53 AM, and released the next day due to first time misdemeanor plus absent recidivist incarceration possession of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, which exposure to magical, miracle and mystical herb set sites to become a professor Clinician of pharmacology to help fight the so call "drug war."

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Katina Woodruff...

Wow Matthew, I am so impressed. 

What I find most interesting about your particular writing style is that there is a obvious talent for weaving words that are uncommon, or advance.  I'm smiling because I'm still uncertain how much of the events you described are from your personal life and which parts are elaborated. 

Favorite part:

possession of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, which exposure to magical, miracle and mystical herb set sites to become a professor Clinician of pharmacology to help fight the so call "drug war."

Okay, now I'm intrigued Matthew about the ghost writing. I also find it fascinating about the math. I did some research on learning abilities and disabilities in school. Since my memory is bad and I am dyslexic, I tried to find out about how others learn. What I discovered is that people who are fluent in numbers have a better sense of memory, can often draw from memory and have a somewhat closed off life.

However, I write my numbers as letters sometimes and my letters turn into numbers while I write. I am terrible at the computation of math but understand formulas and being creative is more for those that have less than perfect memories and abilities in mathematical computations. For those good in English and in math, is a true gift. 

 

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