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This Poor Man's Pipe...

This Poor Man's Pipe Dream

no..no...no...DONT GET CLOSE
cuz, yea...yea...
yea...I suppose
emailing would be...

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Vroom Men Hood

Vroom Men Hood

Some dude from
vinyl city revs engine
of his dirt bike to the max
blasting the air...

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Commander In Chief On His...

Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge'n

American democracy go'n
to hell at light speed
breaking into a bajillion pieces
tuffet...

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Dead To The World Wide Web

Dead To The World Wide Web

(any resemblance to the following and
living persons iz purely coincidental)

Family, friends...

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Twas The Night Before...

Twas The Night Before Inspection...,

Not a human creature stirred, nor seen
through out Highland Manor,
property carpeted in lush...

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Her Breast

Her Breast

Her breast,
Nicely formed and rounded,
Little hairs stand on end to a
Warm touch....

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I Scrutinize Myself As Case...

(alternately titled -
today's lesson iz
addressing categorical imperative)

Courtesy...

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Your Gluteus Maximus

Your Gluteus Maximus

“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?”
“Why you certainly may, my good sir”
“A bucket...

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Equal Parts Etymologist And...

Equal Parts Etymologist And Linguist

Preface:
Now a break away,
sans creepy crawly
dis straw hit gray
eve haunting...

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"Blessed Child"

"Blessed Child"

No explanation why
trade marked self made
unsheathed sword didst try
to wreak havoc,...

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Hyde Bound Fiend Waged...

Hyde Bound Fiend Waged Ominous War

This misanthrope lived
most all his life alone,
yet upon awakening
this very early...

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Six Degrees Of Separation

Six Degrees Of Separation

Advent of mass electronic
(not necessarily fail
proof), nonetheless spellbinding
how...

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Sue S. Side Almost Won Out...

Sue S. Side Almost Won Out As The Tomb Poem...

(alternately titled: a page taken from the play
book of Little Miss Muffet.)

"Oh...My...Argh...

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The (tongue In Cheek) Balm...

The (tongue In Cheek) Balm...

Of "permanent" Sleep

Abbott, nothing beats the
immortal heavenly reincarnation
after...

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The Best of Mates

The Best of Mates

Big mates we were,when we were kids
we had some bumps and scrapes
We had some fallouts too...

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Emotional Onset Surges Like...

Emotional Onset Surges Like Tsunami

Unbeknownst tummy why, (around
about 2200 hours October 5th, 2018),
a slew of forgotten...

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Farrago Go Again With My...

Farrago Go Again With My Gallimaufry

A nascent hodgepodge
of gobbledygook from me,
or alternatively yours
nada soo true lee...