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Just Another Day In My Man...

Just Another Day In My Man Cave

I always arise
at break of dawn,
when curtained solar
radiance openly drawn
...

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PECO (Philadelphia Electric...

PECO (Philadelphia Electric Company)...

wont get a red cent from me
(explained by following words you see)

No...not until the...

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On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

Most of my Lix spittle existence
found me figuratively
(primarily academically) adrift,...

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Chief garbage taster –...

Chief garbage taster – Fifth Grade “Poetaster”

Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
Evansburg, Pennsylvania
circa ~ 1969 ADD:
A(fter)...

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Quirkiness Of My Memory

Quirkiness Of My Memory

no (apparent) rhyme nor reason
(satisfactorily) explains academic
disposition, ideally suited...

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Cherry Tree Music Co-op

Cherry Tree Music Co-op

(Saint Mary's Church -
3916 Locust Walk; City)
(Circa mid nineteen nineteen eighties
...

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Human Sack Gruff Ice...

Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed...

Murderously Skewered, And Torturously Zapped

Directv linkedin to accentuate
piddly money...

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Framing Godless Humble...

Framing Godless Humble Ideology

Atheistic beneficent credo,
dogmatically evokes fundamental
gnostic humanistic invocations,...

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I Cannot Weight To Hmm...

I Cannot Weight To Hmm...

Be Pressed By A Dumbbell

Two fifteen pound
steely danse sing
wrought iron dumbbells...

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Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot...

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While In A Transcendent...

While In A Transcendent State...

I comfortably position
derriere with pride
(all cheekiness ass side)
lightly seat...

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October 16th, 2018, A Day...

October 16th, 2018, A Day At The Market With The Missus

Oft times zee spouse
lingers at select
supermarkets (Landis, Redners,
and/or Wegmans)...

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B - R - E - A - K - I - N –...

B - R - E - A - K - I - N – G N - E - W - S!

This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed...

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The (former) Double Life Of...

The (former) Double Life Of Matthew Scott Harris

Dove finch he following iniquitous
licentious, lecherous longing
extinguished quite
...

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Mother Nature Winter Time

The children come and go as they please
I sit here full of disease
The life I've led has...

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This Crazy NON RICH...

This Crazy NON RICH Caucasian Baby Boomer

Albeit cold shower with sudden zoo
ming onset of
brisk fallen temperatures
may not be...