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Just Shy 'o The...

Just Shy 'o The Concupiscent Cusp

As par and parcel of being
alive wire impossible aye
to maintain totally tubularly
...

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Manifestation Métier Write

Manifestation Métier Write

As an indie alt rock'n tribe beck
ha dishabille poet, hive u challenge
writing hun null guess...

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100...99...98...off to the...

100...99...98...off to the land of...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

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Peaceful War'n For A Hare

Peaceful War'n For A Hare

(a lighter piece sup hoe wit tree)

'm, oh yes mud hum,
who hoop fully iz zaftig
and/...

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Upon The Firmament Of...

Upon The Firmament Of Hindsight

No rocket surgeon,
nor brain scientist called upon
but only Rudolf the red nose reindeer...

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Claire Wineland -

Claire Wineland -

(whose video powerfully, profoundly, and
positively affected this southeastern residing
...

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Somewhere In Colchester,...

Somewhere In Colchester, Great Britain

Cupid loosed a love potion
laced arrow alas and alack
thy nineteen year young daughter...

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Donny Brook Doth Runnel Along

Donny Brook Doth Runnel Along

Generating a ring
of bright waters, which
currently meanders, ponders,
and then...

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Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy...

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp
pyre aye roll out to you dear reader...

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Onerous Ordeal

Onerous Ordeal

(strike while the iron's hot, else...
up prize cold hard steel Goldfinger
rewind: the...

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Stop Kvetching Kookamunga!

Stop Kvetching Kookamunga!

I. e., this unfortunate
mere erred reflection,
aye re: zine
(pronounced Syne),
...

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Circa ~ January 2010: Bell...

Circa ~ January 2010: Bell Tower And Carillon -

Twittered Via Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Prior carte blanche to confessing...

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Cut To The Chase...And Tan...

Cut To The Chase...And Tan Hat Man!

Though reading horror stories (macabre),
an only every now and again
genre crazy wave
...

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Pleasingly Plump...

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women)

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle...

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Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania...

Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania Circa Early 1970'S

(just in time for summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)

...

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In Prays Of Legal Tender

In Prays Of Legal Tender

Preface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest

...