I’m an old pair of saggy tits. Once I was voluptuous but now I look like total shit. I...
I apologize at any unintentional flagitious, egregious, deleterious et cetera and ...
I was just a body to you. I was just hands, eyes, lips, ass, legs,...
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There is nothing sweet and soft about what I want from your lips right now. You...
Attempt to shine flickering figurative klieg light with the help of hyperbole on...
I. The number of people who have asked me what I want out of this life ...
Found me raised in the Antebellum South born an academically gifted whip smart, (and...
(This atheist imagining, envisioning, and adopting a religious stance asper extra-marital...
While growing up in a fast lane She started these fast ways and she was missing her father...
As eighth month of the year both within Gregorian and predecessor, the Julian calendar, where...
DARED TO JUMP Today was the day for the risk to take as the train driver gulped...
(no matter extreme global warming more dire, then cursing me smoldering infernal...
Titled I come to thee lord each night I come to thee with a humble heart on bending knee plending my case I...
It is sad yet true that most men initially do not...
Attuned and listening closely when this bag o' bones needs to dial z's else...lack of...
Soon after nibbling pumpkin pie, I felt terribly amiss, where death be not proud did...