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" I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SEXIEST MAN WALKING !
I LOVE YOUR LAUGH & WAY OF TALKING
I SWOON...

" MOVE ON OVER, MR CHRISTIAN GRAY
FOR MISS PIGGY,S HERE, TO MAKE YOUR DAY?
NOT GRAY, BUT 50...

" I LONGED TO BE ENVELOPED IN YOUR HUG !
AS I,VE BEEN BITTEN, BY THE LOVE BUG
I REALLY DO NOT...

" IF YOU ARE HEADING FOR ROCK BOTTOM ?
& ALL MY LOVE & ADVICE HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN ?
IF...

"I NEED TO DRAW A LINE UNDER IT
CANT KEEP GOING OVER THE SAME OLD SHIT!
BECAUSE I AM ,SO...

" I AM SUMMONING , YOU TO ME
BY MY BEWITCHING, UNIQUE TELEPATHY!
HOCAS, POCAS & WHITE...

" MMM, WHAT KIND OF MOOD AM I IN TODAY?
SHALL I HAVE A ..SCREW YOU DAY!
TEAR STRIPS OFF OF...

" YOUR GONNA CRY WOLF TOO MANY TIMES !
YOU,VE ALREADY CROSSED, TO MANY DANGEROUS LINES
&...

W.......WASHING

I.........IRONING

F........FUCKING

E.........ETC,ETC,ETC

...

" IT IS THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE THAT REALLY COUNT !
IT IS NOT THE QUANTITY OR THE AMOUNT ?
...

" WHEN YOUR MARRIAGE BREAKS INTO TWO
YA SICK OF HEARING, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU ?!
WHEN YOU...

" YOUR SCENT HAS ME SO INTOXICATED
THAT MY LACEY LINGERIE IS ALL SATURATED !
COS, BY YOU I...

" SOMETIMES YA HAVE TO PICK YOURSELF UP
& JUST..SIMPLY CARRY ON !
EVEN IF YOU,VE BEEN...

" WHAT HAS HAPPENED, TO ALL YOUR BRAVARDO?
HAS IT JUST DECIDED , TO FUCK OFF & GO
AFTER I...

" IM PRESENTING YOU WITH THE .."BORE OFF CROWN!"
& I,M GETTING MYSELF , BACK DOWN TOWN
...

" FASHION WILL ALL, EVENTUALLY MOVE ON !
& SO TOO, WILL EVERY SINGLE LOVE SONG
BUT, LOVE...

Come beloved, to darkness serene

I'll be master, you my queen

Chains that bind made for...