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" SITTING & CHILLING WITH SOME OF ME LONG NECKS !
WITH A NICE COOL SELECTION OF CIDER &...

"THIS SAD LITTLE SAVELOY
IS NOT GETTING , NO JOY !
& I AM FEELING ALL PLAYFUL & COY...

" O.M.G..I AM SO GINGER.
I,M GONNA BE CALLED. A GINGER MINGER
& WILL BE FOR THE REST OF...

" I,VE BEEN HOLDING ON FOR SO MANY MONTHS !
MISS YOU GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES & GOOSE BUMPS ?...

" THIS WORLD OF OURS, IS LIKE ONE BIG RAT RACE
THAT IM FINDING IT HARD, TO KEEP UP THE PACE
...

" KISS YOUR WAY , DOWN MY SEXY LEG !
TEASE ME UNTIL, I HAVE TO BEG
MY WHOLE BODY IS COMING...

" SOZ. I WOULD HAVE CALLED SOONER!
BUT, I HAD A FROG IN MY THROAT
& FROG SPAWN ALL OVER...

" IF I NEVER HAD THE POWER, THAT IS MY PEN !
TO EXPRESS MYSELF EVERY NOW & THEN
I WOULD...

" IM TIRED OF GIVING MY LOVE & GETTING NO WHERE !?
I WOULD NOT HAVE MUTTERED THOSE 3 LITTLE...

" BLESS ED ARE THESE TINY FEET !
A LITTLE MIRACLE, THAT IS NO MEAN FEAT !
TO CREATE A LIFE...

" HOW DID I NOT GET UNDER YOUR SKIN ?
OR INSIDE YOUR HEART, THAT IS MADE OF TIN !
THAT HEART...

" YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!
HAVE THE BENEFITS, WITHOUT BEING THE FRIEND ?
I DONT...

" TONIGHT, SHOULD SHINE A VERY RARE BLUE MOON !
SO RARE, TO HAVE 2 AFTER THE MONTH OF JUNE !
...

" WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR STANDARDS
REAL MEN , SHOULD APPEAR?!
THOSE WHO ARE, TRUE HONEST &...

" YOU COULD HAVE LEARNT A LOT FROM ME ?
LET GO OF ALL YOUR FEARS & WORRIES!
& JUST...

" I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FORMAT....DOOR-MAT !
BECAUSE IT IS NEITHER THIS OR THAT ?
OR THAT...

" I ASKED MY KITTY, TO THE FLICKS WITH ME
TO WATCH THE AFTERNOON MATINEE
AS IT IS ALL, SO...