" SOZ...HAD A FROG IN MY THROAT !"?X

" SOZ. I WOULD HAVE CALLED SOONER!
BUT, I HAD A FROG IN MY THROAT
& FROG SPAWN ALL OVER ME BEAUTIFUL BOAT
I HAVE FORGIVEN MY KERMIT FOR HIS AFFRAY!
& TREATED HIM, TO A SPECIAL MISS PIGGY B.J
FOR HIS AFFAIR, WITH AN OLD GOAT
I KNOW THAT I SHOULD NOT GLOAT?
BUT . HE FOUND HE PREFERED THE TASTE OF PIG !
WHO COULD RESIST ME , IN THIS WIG ?
I,VE STILL GOT KERMITS PUBES IN MY THROAT
AT LEAST I NEVER, MISSED THE BOAT!
KERMIT HAS ORDERED ME , TO GET MY COAT
SO NO DOUBT I WILL SOON HAVE 
ANOTHER FROG IN MY THROAT?
COME ON NOW HANDSOME, KERMIT MY LOVE 
I THINK ITS TIME NOW, THAT YOU WERE NOT ABOVE !
& GIVE THIS HOT PIGGY, SOME KERMIT LOVE 
SO TAKE THE HINT, AS IT,S IN-POLITE TO SHOVE 
COME TO MAMA & TASTE THE BACON 
I,M DESPERATE FOR SOME HOT LOVE MAKING 
& I WONT BE HAPPY, UNTIL MY TROTTERS ARE SHAKING 
JUST DO YA BEST KERMIT, BRING HOME THE BACON 
THIS PIGGY IS HERE FOR THE TAKING 
& DONT THINK FOR ONE SEC, THAT I WILL BE FAKING ?
COME & GET IT YOU SEXY FROG 
THERES NO NEED TO HIDE IN THE BOG 
COS THERES MORE HEAT ON ME, THAN ON ANY HOT DOG
& IM GETTING INPATIENT FOR YOUR SEXY GREEN LOG!
I,M READY TO EXPLODE LIKE A WELL OILED COG
I JUST NEED LUBRICATING QUICK, MY SEXY LITTLE FROG "!

Tracy Timothy xx