" O.M.G...I,M SO GINGER !"?X

" O.M.G..I AM SO GINGER.
I,M GONNA BE CALLED. A GINGER MINGER
& WILL BE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE !
SO, WHY THE FUCK , DID YOU DEAR DAD
HAVE TO CHOOSE A GINGER WIFE ?
I,VE BEEN CURSED WITH HAIR LIKE ME MUM !
WHO KNOWS THE THE JOKES & JIBES ARE NO FUN!
& NOW FUCK ME, I AM A GINGER ONE
MY SISTERS HAIR, IS LIKE ME DADS
KIND OF MOUSEY, BUT IN NO WAY BAD!
& IM BRIGHT RED, I GET REAL SAD
I ALWAYS BLAME ME MUM,
WHEN I GET REAL MAD
WHY THEN INFLICT THIS COLOR ON ME ?
KNOWING ITS CAUSED YOU SO MUCH MISERY ?
I,M BEGINNING TO WISH, YOU,D NEVER MET ME DAD
I,M SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN THAT I,M GLAD !
I LOOK SUCH A BLOODY SIGHT
& THE COLOR I WANTED, WAS NOT RIGHT !
IF ONLY IT WAS NOT SO BRIGHT... JUST A TAD
IT ONLY BOTHERS ME , WHEN I GET REAL MAD
I JUST WANTED THE SAME COLOR HAIR
AS ME SISTER & ME OLD DAD
IT REALLY IS QUITE A TRAVESTY ?
THAT I ENDED UP WITH HAIR LIKE MUMMY
& IM THE ONLY ONE , WHO DONT THINK ITS FUNNY!
I COULD CRY, COS I AM SO SAD...... !"
Tracy Timothy xx
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