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My jubilant latent, nascent...

My jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history month

Which acknowledgement ought to be year round,
similar to altruistic, humanistic, and philanthropic...

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Groundhog day 2024 or Forty...

Groundhog day 2024 or Forty one days since 2023 Winter Solstice

Rather than be a day late
and dollar short, I opted
to post poem acknowledging
the...

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Who is/was Jamie Ashworth?

Written roundabout October 31st 2017,
yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue
Jimmy Neutron...

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SHE WILL FIND YOU

Siren

SHE WILL FIND YOU

She will find you, and when she does she will bind you.
She will always be behind you, and she will...

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A brushstroke...

specified such so as to issue a rhyme,
but proceeded as this scribe
didst git linkedin with...

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This dissembling...

This dissembling sexagenarian married man...

Trod thru three
score plus five orbitz with air
tight (hermetically sealed)
lid on his...

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Get out of my head mister...

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or...

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Argh, I ne'er got...

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...

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Ace colonoscopy doctor...

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew...

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No immunity for trumpeting...

Don not misperceive me as die hard donkey!

No immunity for trumpeting donkey kong!

The wheels of justice might turn slow,
but...fear not those Dom (men knows)
minions...

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Why do today what you can...

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

The following extrapolated
thought thread exercised,
NOT utilized to intimate
how Fats...

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Rebellious...

honored at freedom fête

Rebellious nonestablishmentarian/Unitarian Pennsylvania Yankee...

Even if I happened to coordinate event
and nobody but yours truly (me)
the only person in...

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Plagued with lifelong lower...

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Ever since a young lad
irritable bowel syndrome
in my humble pinion wracked
lower...