18+

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ANGRY MARE !?X

ANGRY MARE !?X

YOUR A VERY ANGRY MARE
ACTING AS IF, YOU JUST DONT CARE?
THROWING YOUR TANTRUM,S EVERYWHERE...

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SUCCESS OR FAILURE !?X

SUCCESS OR FAILURE !?X

WHICH WAY IS IT, SHALL I GO ?
I REALLY DO NOT, QUITE KNOW
MUST NOT RUSH MY DECISION
...

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HOLD TIGHT !?X

HOLD TIGHT !?X

HOLD ME TIGHT & NEVER LET GO!
SHOW ME YOUR LOVING
& JUST LET IT FLOW !
YOU,VE...

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NO PIE IN THE SKY. JUST ME,...

NO PIE IN THE SKY. JUST ME, MYSELF & I !?X

I,LL GIVE PAM AYRES , A RUN FOR HER MONEY!
I,M FUCK N HILARIOUS & SHE,S JUST FUNNY!
I MAY...

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RE-CYCLED !?X

RE-CYCLED !?X

IT,S TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HOME !
THAT MY BODY , HAS TURNED TO BONE
NOW I AM JUST A SKELETON...

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MY FINAL GOODBYE......(18+)

To Carey
Happy Birthday
From Peter........................................

Your...

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GROW A PAIR !?X

GROW A PAIR !?X

YOUR JUST A LITTLE BOY!
& YOU THINK, I,M YOUR TOY
PLAYING AT A MANS GAME
ACTING AS...

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AH-MEN !?X

AH-MEN !?X

DO YOU MEN LOVE DOUBLE F"S?
OR DO YOU PREFER DOUBLE G"S?
& IF YOUR FUCK N GREEDY?
...

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LISTEN TO YOUR HEART !?X

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART !?X

LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR HEART IS SAYING !
IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE & GET IT WRONG
GET ON YA KNEE...

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CRAZY FOOLS.CO.UK !?X

CRAZY FOOLS.CO.UK !?X

I,M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
WHY CANT YOU SEE ?
SEE THE LOVE THAT
FILLS ME UP SO...

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THE JISSUM EXORCISM !?X

THE JISSUM EXORCISM !?X

THE DEVIL, EATS AWAY AT YOUR BRAIN
HIS EVIL INTENTIONS & SUGGESTIONS
MAKING YA FEEL, THAT...

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MY 3 WISHES !?X

MY 3 WISHES !?X

" NOW TELL ME LITTLE PUSSY
WHAT ARE YOUR WISHES ?
MAKE THEM GOOD ONE,S !
NOT A CAN OF...

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CROCHET CATASTROPHE !?X

CROCHET CATASTROPHE !?X

I,M EXPECTING A BABY PONY ANY DAY!
SO, I THOUGHT I,D TRY MY HAND AT CROCHET
TO KEEP MY BABY...

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LAND OF LOVE !?X

LAND OF LOVE !?X

WE ARE THE KING & QUEEN OF LOVE !
WE RULE THIS EMOTION, WITH AN IRON GLOVE
WE ORDER...

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PLACE YA BET,S !?X

PLACE YA BET,S !?X

LOVE IS ...A GAME OF CHANCE !,
WHETHER YOU LOOSE OR WIN ?
WHETHER IT FAIL,S, OR IS FULL OF...

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UP..YOUR,S !?X

UP..YOUR,S !?X

YOUR SO UP YA OWN FUCK N ARSE!
I DONT KNOW WHERE YA END ?
OR WHERE YA FUCK N START?
...

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FUCK"D NOSE !?X

FUCK"D NOSE !?X

I,M KNOW I,M A MUPPET
BUT LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY NOSE!
IT,S SO EMBARRASSING , BUT
...