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I,LL TELL YOU A STORY
FROM A LAND LONG AGO!
WHERE EVERYONE SMILED
& LOVE DID FLOW...

ME & MY MAN LOVE TO HAVE A LAUGH!
WE ACT LIKE CHILDREN, WHEN WERE IN THE BATH!
WHEN WERE...

LOOK AT MY LOVELY HANDS BEFORE
YOU LOOK AT MY UGLY FACE !
I,VE GOT BEAUTIFUL LONG NAILS !...

THOSE FLEETING STOLEN MOMENTS !
WHETHER , THEY BE GOOD OR BAD ?
ARE DEFINATLY SOME OF THE...

YOUR JUST A MASS OF CONTRADICTIONS !
UNFORTUNATLY FOR ME , YOUR MY ADDICTION
THE SHEER...

I LOVE TO GO FOR A PINT WITH OUR MABEL!
HER BOOTIE, MAKES THE PERFECT TABLE!
IT FIT,S SO WELL...

I DONT THINK ANYONE,S
EATING ME, FOR THEIR TEA!
I SHOULD THANK MY PARENTS
FOR MAKING...

I THINK I,VE DRUNK WAY TOO MANY ?
I KNOW I,VE SPENT A PRETTY PENNY!
I SHOULDN,T HAVE HAD ,...

WITHOUT THE RAIN, THERE,S NO RAIN-BOW!
NO WHERE, FOR THE POT OF GOLD TO GO!
NO WHERE FOR YOUR...

I AM A PROPER AIR-HEAD!
MY BRAIN, IS LIKE A FLOWER-BED!
FOREVER BLOOMING, OPENING UP
...

UNDER-WATER LOVING. WITH MY SEXY MER-MAN!
WE MAKE LOVE WHEN EVER WE CAN !
WE MOVE WITH THE...

I LOVED YOU WHEN
YOU CHANGED MY NAME !
& I STILL. LOVE YOU NOW
MY LOVE HAS NOT...

I AM A RARE , VINTAGE COUGAR!
TASTY & EXPENSIVE !
LIKE THE FINEST BOLUGA!
ALTHO I...

MMM, I AM LOVING THE HOOD !
SURE TASTES TO ME, REAL GOOD !
JUST LIKE A NATURAL MAN SHOULD !...

ARE YOU READY TO TUCK ME IN ?
FEEL MY BODY AGAINST YOUR SKIN!
FEEL MY ARMS , HOLDING YOU...

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE LIGHT I NEED!
BUT. THE SIGHT OF ME
TERRIFIES MY DEAR CAT..INDEED!...

HERE IS A FANTASY, FOR ALL YOU MEN X
TIT,S &, PUSSY & HEINEKEN!
WORK YOURSELF UP , TO...