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Poem -

NOT YA AVERAGE POPE !?X

NOT YA AVERAGE POPE !?X

THIS IS BETTER, THAN ANY " SOAP"
BY DAY . PEOPLE THINK I AM A POPE!
BY NIGHT, I AM A BUSY...

Poem -

JACK THE LAD !?X

JACK THE LAD !?X

YOU ARE A BAD MAN !
IT IS NOT , COS YA
CANT.! COS YA CAN!
THOUGHT YOU WERE
A...

Poem -

LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE !?X

LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE !?X

YA LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE !
LEAVE IT , THE FUCK ALONE
DIG A HOLE & BURY IT WELL!!
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Poem -

WHICH WAY!..IS THE RIGHT...

WHICH WAY!..IS THE RIGHT WAY !?X

WHICH PATH IN LIFE, DO I TAKE FROM HERE?
TOO MUCH TRAFFIC. I DO DISPARE
DO I GO LEFT OR DO I...

Poem -

IT IS..WHAT IT IS !?X

IT IS..WHAT IT IS !?X

IT IS..WHAT IT IS !
WHAT EVER IT IS?
IT.. IS WHAT IT,S NOT!
IF IT,S ,,SO EASILY FORGOT...

Poem -

YA ..ONLY LIVE ONCE !?x

YA ..ONLY LIVE ONCE !?x

YA ONLY LIVE ONCE !
SO WHY.. GET STUCK
WITH A FUCK N DUNCE?
YA ONLY GET ONE LIFE!...

Poem -

CHILD-LIKE !?X

CHILD-LIKE !?X

BOY.. YOU MAKE ME COME ALIVE !
MAKE ME ACT , LIKE A GIRL OF 5!
ON YOUR LOVE, I WOULD THRIVE...

Poem -

NOT. REMOTELY NICE OR FUNNY...

NOT. REMOTELY NICE OR FUNNY !?X

THERE IS..YA DAMN REMOTE!!
IN THE CREASES OF YOUR BLOAT!
YOU ARE SUCH A TYPICAL BLOKE!...

Poem -

DRAW....A LINE !?X

DRAW....A LINE !?X

HERE,S A PEN. DRAW THE LINE!
OH MY GOD, IT IS SO ABOUT TIME !?
EVERYTHING WILL BE, JUST FINE...

Poem -

IT,S NO GOOD . WALTER !?X

IT,S NO GOOD . WALTER !?X

IT,S NO GOOD WALTER
REACHING INTO MY BRA !
COS, I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE MY BLOODY TIT,S...

Poem -

THIS..MUST BE HELL ??? X

THIS..MUST BE HELL ??? X

"WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED ??
" TIL DEATH, DO US PART !?
I WAS PRAYING I WOULD DIE
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Poem -

SENIOR ..MOMENTS !?X

SENIOR ..MOMENTS !?X

WE ALL HAVE SENIOR MOMENT,S!
WE ALL HAVE SENIOR ALONE - MENTS!
WE ALL HAVE SENIOR GROAN-MENTS...

Poem -

DANCE IN THE RAIN !?X

DANCE IN THE RAIN !?X

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT WAITING
FOR THE STORM TO PASS !
IT,S ABOUT LEARNING TO
DANCE IN THE...

Poem -

WHY ? COMPLICATE LIFE ! X

WHY ? COMPLICATE LIFE ! X

MISSING SOMEBODY - WHY NOT CALL ?
YOU DONT GET ANYWHERE
IF YOU SAY..FUCK ALL !
WANNA...

Poem -

ICE MAIDEN !?X

ICE MAIDEN !?X

IN THE LAND OF SUGAR & SPICE !
LIVES A FAIR MAIDEN
WITH A HEART OF ICE
SHE MAY BE...

Poem -

BALLS..DEEP !?X

BALLS..DEEP !?X

I NEED TO TASTE HIM, FEEL HIM
FUCK HIM, TO STAY SANE ?
PLAY TIMES OVER BABE & SCRATCHES...

Poem -

FAKING IT !?X

FAKING IT !?X

GIRL.S KNOW, HOW TO FAKE A SMILE !
GET,S THEM WHAT THEY NEED
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
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