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CRAZY ! YOU AINT MET MY MUM...

CRAZY ! YOU AINT MET MY MUM ? X

CRAZY PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW AT LEAST ONE ?
IF YOU THINK IM CRAZY? YOU AINT MET MY MUM!
DONT BE...

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WHAT WO-MEN. SHOULD KNOW !?X

WHAT WO-MEN. SHOULD KNOW !?X

A MAN WHO TRULY LOVES YOU!
WILL NEVER LET YOU GO !
NO MATTER , HOW HARD
THE SITUATION...

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POWERFUL PANTIES !?X

POWERFUL PANTIES !?X

PUT YA BIG GIRL PANTIES ON !
& YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT ?
STRAIGHT AWAY YOU FEEL STRONG !...

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TRACY !! X

TRACY !! X

HERE I AM .. MY NAME IS TRACY !
NEVER A DULL MOMENT, ALWAYS RACEY?
SOME MIGHT SAY, I AM QUITE...

Poem -

THE PLAYFUL MOON !?X

THE PLAYFUL MOON !?X

I LOVE TO PLAYFULLY, PLAY WITH THE MOON!
& WAIT FOR WHAT , I,VE WISHED FOR ?
TO GET HERE...

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IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS !?X

IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS !?X

IGNORE PEOPLE THAT
HAVE, LET YOU DOWN!
THEY NEVER APPRECIATED
YOU,, JUST BEING AROUND...

Poem -

IN A NUTSHELL !?X

IN A NUTSHELL !?X

A BABY IS A BLESSING
A GIFT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE !
A PERFECT LOVE. IN A NUT SHELL
TO...

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FINGER LICKIN" CHICKEN...

FINGER LICKIN" CHICKEN !?X

I,M A FINGER LICKIN"
SUN BURNT CHICKEN !
MY ARMS & LEGS
ARE NICELY WELL DONE !...

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ANIMAL MAGIC !?X

ANIMAL MAGIC !?X

THEY SAY,,, THAT IF PIGS COULD FLY
YOU MUST BE TALKING SHIT ?
WHAT IF ? YOU SAW AN ELEPHANT...

Poem -

DISCONNECTED !?X

DISCONNECTED !?X

TRY TO CONNECT YOUR HEAD TO YOUR HEART!
THAT MIGHT BE, A GOOD PLACE TO START?
I THINK IT,S...

Poem -

THE 4 HEARTS. TO YOUR HEART!?X

THE 4 HEARTS. TO YOUR HEART!?X

IF YOUR LOVE IS WEARING A BIT THIN?
THE HEARTS.... THEY HOLD THE KEY!
SEVEN WILL, TAKE YA TO...

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IT,S ELECTRIFYING !?X

IT,S ELECTRIFYING !?X

THE ELECTRICITY BETWEEN US
IS. CAUSING A MASSIVE SHOCK
OR, IT,S MORE THE CASE OF
I...

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EYE POPPING CANDY ( FOR THE...

EYE POPPING CANDY ( FOR THE LADIES ) X

HERES SOME EYE POPPING CANDY!
FOR ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE
I CAME : )...ACROSS THIS DISH OF A...

Poem -

THE . VANISHING VIRTUE !?X

THE . VANISHING VIRTUE !?X

PATIENCE IS A FUCK N VIRTUE
WHAT EVER. A VIRTUE IS ?
NOT MUCH GOOD AT THIS WAITING LARK...

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LOVE..YOURSELF !?X

LOVE..YOURSELF !?X

I REALLY DONT WANT THIS BATTERED
& BRUISED OLE HEART, NO MORE!
THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A...

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BUGGER..OFF !?X

BUGGER..OFF !?X

OH NO ,,, YOU DONT
I SAID,,NO MORE
YOU AINT SNEAKING
IN MY BACK DOOR!
I,LL KEEP...

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FRIE-NEMY !?X

FRIE-NEMY !?X

NO NEED FOR REVENGE!
JUST SIT BACK & WAIT!
COS KARMA. ALWAYS SEALS YOUR FATE?
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