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FUDD A DUDD !?X

FUDD A DUDD !?X

SSHHH BE VERY, VERY QUIET!
I,M HUNTING CRAZY PEOPLE TODAY!
IF YOUR CRAZY , RUN LIKE HELL...

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AS ONE !X

AS ONE !X

IT,S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE
YOU MADE ME FEEL, SO DIVINE!?
SO LONG SINCE, I FELT YOUR...

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OVER THE TOP !?X

OVER THE TOP !?X

MY OWNER,S WRAPPED ME WAY TO TIGHT!
I,M GONNA NEED THE KISS OF LIFE
OR I COULD JUST DIE, THIS...

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FREAK OF NATURE !?X

FREAK OF NATURE !?X

LOOK AT THE FUCK N STATE OF ME!
I,VE GOT NO IDEA, WHAT I,M MEANT TO BE ?
HALF A GIRL, QUARTER...

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POLLEN POWER !?X

POLLEN POWER !?X

I DONT KNOW WHAT,S IN THIS FLOWER?
BUT.IT iS JUST LIKE " HAPPY HOUR"!
IF I TAKE A LONG BIG...

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FUCK-YEAH,S !?X

FUCK-YEAH,S !?X

REPLACE .".WHAT IF,S "WITH
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN S!
& WITH , WHAT YA SHOULD HAVE CLEARLY...

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NOT ALWAYS.. BLACK &...

NOT ALWAYS.. BLACK & WHITE !?X

YOU JUST SEE LIFE IN BLACK & WHITE!
NOT SURE WHAT,S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN WRONG &...

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SHE..BANGS !?X

SHE..BANGS !?X

SHE BANG,S, SHE BANGS
OH BABY YEAH
SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES!
BUT OF COURSE , FIRST OF ALL...

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FUCK....I,M 50 !!X

FUCK....I,M 50 !!X

MY 50 TH BIRTHDAY, HAS FINALLY ARRIVED !
THERE WEREN,T NO STOPPING IT
THAT AINT NO SURPRISE...

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THE REAL DEAL !?X

THE REAL DEAL !?X

IT SURELY ISN,T SUCH A SURPRISE!
I WANT YOU,I NEED YOU, I TELL YOU NO LIES
I,M WAITING FOR...

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A CLOSED MIND !?X

A CLOSED MIND !?X

IT,S AS IF, YOUR A CLOSED & SHUT BOOK !?
JUST STOP FOR A MOMENT. & TAKE A QUICK LOOK
...

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COMMISERATIONS DAD ON YOUR...

COMMISERATIONS DAD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY X

IF YOU WERE ALIVE & KICKING DAD !
IT WOULD BE YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY
I STILL LOVE YOU &...

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A REAL MAN !?X

A REAL MAN !?X

A DAUGHTER NEED,S HER DAD!
TO BE EVERYTHING GOOD NOT BAD!
TO BE THE STANDARD AGAINST
...

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HOT LOVING !?X

HOT LOVING !?X

MY FIRE NEED,S STOKEING
BEFORE IT GOES OUT
MY EMBERS ARE BURNING
IT NEED,S TENDING...

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UP THE SWANNIE !?X

UP THE SWANNIE !?X

STRENGTH IS HATING BEING ALONE
BUT.ACTING LIKE YA DONT GIVE A FUCK!
LIKE BEING A BEAUTIFUL...

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A CRYING SHAME !?X

A CRYING SHAME !?X

ONLY LOVE.. CAN HURT LIKE THIS !
I FEEL I MAY BREAK
IF I CANT FEEL YOUR KISS
IF I CANT...

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PUSSY POWER !?X

PUSSY POWER !?X

WATCH CAREFULLY KITTY, WHAT I DO!
THIS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF KUNG FU!
IT,S CALLED A PRAYING...