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LOVE ..IS BLIND
WE DONT NEED TO SEE!
WE JUST KNOW THAT
WE HAVE FOUND SOME CHEMISTRY...

I LOVE COMING TO THE PUSSY PARLOR
THERE,S NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT?
LEFT A BIT, RIGHT A BIT,A...

" BLOODY HELL LOVE !"
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR TEA ?
YOUR FARTS KEEP BLOWING
THE QUILT...

O.M.G LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR BELLY!
EER, IT WEIGHS A TON TOO
& IT,S REALLY YUCKY &...

PEEK-A-BOO
I SEE YOU !
YOUR A REAL
CUTIE TOO!!
PEEK-A-BOO
ME AGAIN !...

I,M A VERY NAUGHTY GNOME!
I JUST LOVE TO DO MOONIES
WHEN ME OWNERS AREN,T HOME
AS SOON...

COUPLES WHO LAUGH TOGETHER
STAY TOGETHER! THROUGH
ALL KIND,S OF STORMY WEATHER
MAKES...

" WELL THAT,S .JUST PLAIN RUDE!
& YA CALL ME , A BLOODY PRUDE?
PUTTING YA ARSE HOLE IN MY...

SOME PEOPLE AREN,T MISSING A SPANNER
THEY MUST HAVE A FEW SCREWS LOOSE?
THEY DONT HAVE A...

FATHERS DAY .. FOR ME IS ESPECIALLY SAD !
BECAUSE I CANT CELEBRATE IT WITH MY DAD
BECAUSE HE...

THERE WERE SO MANY LAYERS TO ME
BUT , YOU CHIPPED AWAY AT MY SPIRIT
NOW, THERE,S BARELY THREE...

I CANT BE FRIEND,S WITH YOU !
IF YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY !
HOW CAN WE COMMUNICATE!?
IF...

I,VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF
A WAY TO GET TO THE CHEESE!
& I HAVE INVENTED THIS TYPE OF...

I TRY TO OPEN UP TO YOU
LIKE MOST PEOPLE OFTEN DO !
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY
IT,S ALL...

TAKE IT FROM TONTO & DORORTHY
NOW YOU 3 , LISTEN TO ME !
YOU WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT 3!...

LIFE,S TOO SHORT TO WORRY !
LIFE,S TOO LONG TOO WAIT ?
SO CRAM AS MUCH IN AS YOU CAN
...

MY MUMMY HAD A SESSION
WITH RANDY RONALD IN HER BREAK!
& I,M A DEFINATE HAPPY MISTAKE !...