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QUICK MATE RUN LIKE HELL
CANT YOU HEAR THE BLOODY BELL?
THERE,S A NUTTER ON THE LOOSE
...

"I THINK I,M THE OLDEST TWEETIE PIE!
SITTING ON MY PERCH, WAITING TO DIE
I USED TO BE THE...

SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW !
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ?
I,VE FALLEN...

I BET THAT YOUR SORRY NOW ?
THAT YOU ASKED FOR HEAD!
COS, THIS IS ALL THAT,S
LEFT OF...

I COULDN,T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO BE!
BANG IN -BETWEEN THESE IMPRESSIVE DOUBLE G"S
...

& YOU JUST HEARD ME ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!
FUCKED DOWN HERE
ON...

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
SO FAR , BUT YET SO NEAR!
BACK TO NOT KNOWING YOU..I FEAR!
...

HOW DO YA LIKE , MY PARTY TRICK?
LIFTING UP THESE WEIGHT,S
WITH MY BIG MASSIVE PRICK!
...

THERE,S NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF TWERKING!
EVEN WHILE YA S"POSED TO BE WORKING?
MAKES OUR MILEY...

DUH" NT YA KNOW
I,M CRAZY ABOUT YOU?
I,M A LOVED UP
CRAZY SILLY OLE MOO!
WHEN.I...

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD I AM!
I CANT EVEN READ THIS PLAN ?
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I BLOODY AM ?
...

"HOW THE FUCK,DID YOU
GET IN MY POUCH !??"
" OUT YA GET NOW RHINO !
YOUR HURTING ME !...

DONT YOU DARE LAUGH AT MY THONG!
IT,S MY DAY OFF!! SO WHAT,IS WRONG ?
I AINT GOING TO THE ZOO...

I,M FOOTBALL CRAZY!
I,M FOOTBALL MAD !
I HAVE HAD ONE PAINTED
ONE MY FACE & I AM...

QUICK OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY !
I,LL NEVER MAKE IT , TO THE LITTER TRAY!
I,VE GOT TO HOLD...

REACH FOR THE PEACH!
PEEL IT SLOWLY DOWN INTO
IT,S DELICIOUS WITHIN !
DOWN UNDERNEATH,...

MOST SNAIL,S GO AT A SNAIL,S PACE!
BUT THIS SNAIL,S IN A HURRY
HE HAD A MOTOR-BIKE DESIGNED...