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I,VE GOT A THORN STUCK, IN MY POOR LITTLE HEAD!
& I,M SURE BECAUSE OF IT, I WILL SOON BE DEAD?...

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER!?
IT RESIDES ,INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!
THEIR PRESENCE MATTERS...

" MIRROR , MIRROR ON THE WALL
TELL ME , WHAT DO YOU SEE ?"
A FUCK N UGLY BASTARD
...

OH HOMER, COME ON IN , IT,S DIVINE !
I HOPE YOU,VE GOT A BONER?
& BRING ME SOME MORE WINE...

HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL!
& SEE NO EVIL
WENT FOR A RIDE IN THEIR TRUCK!
ONLY...

COME & FUCK!
THIS DAISY DUCK !
GOT MY BEAK OPEN READY!
& MY FINGER,S CROSSED...

" WHAT THE FUCK !".... IS THAT IT ?
HOW AM I SURPOSED TO
CLEAR UP ALL THIS SHIT !
I...

HI..STUPID CRAZY WORLD !
THAT I HAVE YET TO SEE!
I WONDER WHAT YOU HAVE
GOT IN STORE...

TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO FROWN!
EVEN WHEN YOUR FEELING DOWN?
YOU NEVER KNOW, WHO MAYBE
...

I REALLY MUST QUIT THESE FAG,S !
IT,S NOT DOING MUCH, FOR MY EYE-BAG,S!
I,M A VERY FOOLISH...

IT,S VERY SAD WHEN YA FEEL YA DONT COUNT ?!
NOTHING YOU DO, WHAT EVER THE AMOUNT?
IF ANYTHING...

IF YOU WANT QUICK ACCESS?
& YOUR HANDS ARE FULL!
GENTLY SLIP YA HEEL
INTO YA THONG...

THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND DOESN,T
DRINK, SMOKE , CHEAT OR EXIST!?
AFTER YOU,VE TICKED ALL
...

LET ME ENTICE YOU WITH MY FLUTE !
CHARM YOU OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES
INTO YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT!...

I,M GONNA KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT !
WHEN OUT GOES THE BEDROOM LIGHT !
I,M GONNA SHOW YOU. SOME...

IF MEN WROTE CANDY HEARTS!
WHAT WOULD THEY SAY?
I DOUBT THEY COULD THINK
OF ANYTHING,...

WOMEN DONT FART!?
IT,S JUST A MALE ART!
WE SHOOT TINY PUFF,S OF GLITTER
THAT MAKES THE...