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WE,VE BOTH JUST SAID OUR VOW,S!
OUR PROMISES & OUR MIEOW,S!
WE ARE NOW MR & MRS TABBY...

I WAS DROWNING IN A GLASS OF WINE !
SO I HAD TO DRINK IT QUICK!
I REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE...

THIS IS HOW OUR OWNER, KEEP,S US CLEAN!
FIRST SHE PUT,S US IN THE WASHING MACHINE!
SHE LIKE,S...

I DONT ALWAY,S POO !!
BUT.GOD HELP YA , WHEN I DO !
HOLY SHIT. THERE,S SO MUCH OF IT!
...

HOW WE GONNA SHARE THIS OUT ?
DONT BE HASTY HANG ABOUT !
COS THERE,S 5 OF US
&...

I,M TRYING TO SEE THING,S
FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW!
SO I HAVE TO BE UP MY
OWN ARSE. TO...

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK OVER YOU!
OR AS IF YOUR NOT EVEN THERE!?
OR FINISH OFF,WHAT YOU...

ONCE YOU START A LIE !
YOU JUST CANNOT STOP?
ALL YOUR CUNNING WORDS
TA PREVENT IT....

SO SORRY . LITTLE GUY!
I DID WANNA PUT
YA IN A NICE PIE !
BUT.YOU SMELT SO GOOD...

I,M SUCH A HAIRY MARY!
A RAZOR,S NO GOOD FOR ME !
I,LL HAVE TO USE A CHAIN-SAW
COS. I,...

HI MY NAME IS SPONGE-BOB!
I,VE BOOKED A GIRL!
TO SUCK ME KNOB!
I,M PAYING BY THE HOUR...

ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT ! I SURRENDER WIFE !
ANYTHING FOR A PEACEFUL LIFE !
I,M SICK OF ALL THIS,...

LOOK AT THE BLOODY SIZE OF ME !
IT,S A FUCK N CATASTROPHE
SINCE THEY OPENED THE
UNDER...

ME & MY CRAZY FRIEND,S !
LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH!
THAT WE,VE GOT A STUDIO
BUILT. IT,S...

I SOMETIMES, LIKE A BIT OF COKE !
BUT. MY HABIT,S BECOMING A BIT OF A JOKE !
I CANT GET ANY...

OOH OUR CHERIE. THIS GIRL,S ON FIRE !
SHE ENTICE,S HOT PASSION & DESIRE!
MAKES YA FEEL AS...

ITS OUR MEMORIES
THAT SHAPE OUR CHOICES!
THERE OUR OWN MEMORIES
THAT,S WHY WE HAVE...