SO RAT ARSED !?X

I WAS DROWNING IN A GLASS OF WINE !
SO I HAD TO DRINK IT QUICK!
I REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE GLASS
& NOW I,M TRULY RAT-ARSED
& I THINK I MIGHT BE SICK!?
THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE,I COULD DO!
I HAD TO THINK REAL QUICK!
& DRINK IT AS FAST AS POSS!
NOW I,VE GOT DOUBLE VISION
& MY EYE,S ARE BLOODY CROSSED!
AT LEAST I DIDNT DROWN!
ALL I COULD DO ..WAS DOWN!
NOW I CANT EVEN WALK
LET ALONE TRY & TALK!
I FEEL LIKE A PROPER CLOWN
I,M A RAT-ARSED,,PISSED
AS A FART!!  WHAT A DORK ?

Tracy Timothy xx