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THE PERFECT DREAM !?X

THE PERFECT DREAM !?X

DREAMING IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS !
HOPING & PRAYING ,THAT THEY MANIFEST!
THAT THEIR , THE...

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CRICKET CRAZE !?X

CRICKET CRAZE !?X

PUT YA HAND,S UP IN THE AIR!
THERE,S HIP-HOP INSECTS EVERYWHERE!
WAVE THEM , LIKE YA JUST...

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ONE OF A KIND !?X

ONE OF A KIND !?X

I WANTED TO FEEL SO BIG & BOLD!
BUT,I,M A SCRAGGY LITTLE SCAMP!
I TOLD MY OWNER HOW I...

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BURN BITCH !?X

BURN BITCH !?X

THIS WAS NEVER A DOLLY THAT I LIKED!
SO, I THOUGHT I,D SET HER HAIR ALIGHT!
SIT RIGHT HERE...

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HEY..HOTTIE !?X

HEY..HOTTIE !?X

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU FORGOT ??
WE CANT NECK ON. COS OUR NECK,S HAVE GONE!?
COS OUR...

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HAPPY 50 TH !?X

HAPPY 50 TH !?X

DEAR LORRAINE
THIS IS SO TOTALLY INSANE !
ONLY 6 WEEKS BETWEEN US & I,LL BE THE SAME...

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THE OLDEST PROFESSION !?X

THE OLDEST PROFESSION !?X

MONEY HAS ALWAYS BROUGHT MEN SEX!
AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER!
MEN WILL PART WITH A FORTUNE...

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WHAT..A DRAGON !?X

WHAT..A DRAGON !?X

SO..".THE REASON I INVITED YOU FOR TEA !"
IS TO FIND OUT IF YOU FANCY ME ?
I KNOW I,M A BIT...

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MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

" COME ON BABE !" UP YA GET!
DONT SHOW UP THIS MARMOSET!
EVERY-ONE WILL SOON FORGET
IT...

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NOT BATH TIME AGAIN !?X

NOT BATH TIME AGAIN !?X

NOT BATH TIME AGAIN!
THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE?
AFTER IT..I,M NEVER QUITE THE SAME!
THE...

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JUST TOTALLY BERSERK !?X

JUST TOTALLY BERSERK !?X

THE APOCOLYPSE STRUCK ON THE HOUR !
ALL THAT SURVIVED , WAS MONEY & POWER!
CITIES WIPED...

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HOW EMBARRASSING !?X

HOW EMBARRASSING !?X

I DONT KNOW HOW
I,M SURPOSED TO PISS !?
WHILE I,M DRESSED UP LIKE THIS!
SHE KNOW,S I,M...

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SO ..PISSED !?X

SO ..PISSED !?X

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO!
I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT !
BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!...

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EMPTY PROMISES !?X

EMPTY PROMISES !?X

E.MPTY
M ADE
P ROMISES
T TROUBLE
Y OU !!

EMPTY PROMISES. PACKED UP IN...

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1 ST BASE...TASTE !?x

1 ST BASE...TASTE !?x

GOING DOWN, PUSSY-PIE ,CUNNILINGUS!
1ST BASE FOR MANY A GUY
& FOR ADDED ENJOYMENT,USE YA...

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THE DEVIL,S WEDDING !?X

THE DEVIL,S WEDDING !?X

THIS BRIDE ENTER,S THE DEPTHS OF HELL!
NO CHURCH YARD AHEAD, OR WEDDING BELLS!
LOOKING...

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I,M A BLUE-BERRY !?X

I,M A BLUE-BERRY !?X

I AM A BLOODY BLUE-BERRY !
HOW MANY MORE TIMES ?
I AM NOT A BLACK-BERRY!
OR A FUCK N...