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HEAR ME..MOTHER-FUCKER !?X

HEAR ME..MOTHER-FUCKER !?X

I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER WOULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER COULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER SHOULD...

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PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

YOUR LYING AGAIN , AREN,T YOU PINOCHIO?
YOU CANT FOOL ME !
BECAUSE YOUR NOSE DOES GROW...

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DRASTIC MEASURE,S !?X

DRASTIC MEASURE,S !?X

COR I,M GLAD THAT SHE,S SAT DOWN!
SHE,S BEEN ON MY CASE ALL DAY!
SO NOW,S MY CHANCE
TO...

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IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...

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OUR KIND OF HEN PARTY !?X

OUR KIND OF HEN PARTY !?X

WE KNOW HOW TO THROW A REAL HEN PARTY!
US. OF THE FEATHERED KIND!
THERE,S PARROT,S, MAC-CAWS...

Poem -

AWAY ..WITH THE GREY !?X

AWAY ..WITH THE GREY !?X

NO WAY HOSE"! NOW MY PUBES ARE GOING GREY!
ARE THEY FUCK N HERE TO STAY!
THEY CAN GO THE FUCK...

Poem -

CONFUSED. COM !?X

CONFUSED. COM !?X

YOUR TX.S USED TO MAKE ME SMILE !
& NOW THEY MAKE ME SAD!
I USED TO LOVE THE PLAY GROUND...

Poem -

SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD...

SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD !?X

" SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD"!
WE AINT BUILT FOR SPEED!
WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT??...

Poem -

KISS ME QUICK !?X

KISS ME QUICK !?X

KISS THE HELL OUT OF ME PLEASE !
& GIVE MY HEART A GENTLE SQUEEZE
IF ALL YOU ARE. IS JUST...

Poem -

G" AWD HELP US !?X

G" AWD HELP US !?X

I,M NOT UP HERE TO GAIN HEIGHT!
SOME-ONE GAVE ME A RIGHT FRIGHT!
I HEARD A BANG, &...

Poem -

FUCK N LIBERTY !?X

FUCK N LIBERTY !?X

GLOBAL WARMING IS SURE AFFECTING ME
FUCK ME.. BLOODY LIBERTY!
I,VE HAD TO STRIP OFF !
...

Poem -

IN MY DAY !?X

IN MY DAY !?X

LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR
GRAND MOTHER, HAS TO SAY!
BELIEVE ME GIRL, IT
WAS DIFFERENT IN MY...

Poem -

WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF...

WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR !?X

I,VE GOTTA WASH THAT MAN
RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR!
WASH HIM OUT, RIGHT AWAY!
COS HE NEVER...

Poem -

TOP BANANA .DRAMA !?X

TOP BANANA .DRAMA !?X

" CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DRAMA
YOU SEXY TOP BANANA!"
YOU WITHIN THE FOLD,S OF MY FORESKIN!...

Poem -

THE ..CON MAN !?X

THE ..CON MAN !?X

YOU CAN SEE THE LIE,S
BEHIND HIS EVIL EYE,S!
A WOLF IN A SHEEP.S DISGUISE!
IF YOU CAN...

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LIFE OF ...RILEY?!X

LIFE OF ...RILEY?!X

I,VE SPENT 9 MONTHS
BEING STONED..AS FUCK!
OUT OF ME BOX
BEFORE I WAS IN SOX
...

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IT,S A SIN !?X

IT,S A SIN !?X

TO PEOPLE , WHO THINK THEY WANNA HANG!?
FEEL THEIR LAST SONG , HAS BEEN SANG?
INTO A...