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PACK UP YA TROUBLES IN
YOUR OLE SUIT-CASE!
TRY & PACK YOURSELF INTO IT TO
IF YOUR...

NEARLY EVERY MAN I,VE KNOWN!
HAVE TRIED TO BREAK MY SPIRIT!
WHY DESTROY THAT PART OF ME ?...

HAVE A SEAT KERMIT
I,M JUST GONNA COME OUT WITH IT !
NO WONDER KERMIT. YOU AINT BEEN FINE !...

I WOULDN,T SAY I,M STRANGE !?
I AM A LIMITED EDITION!
I DO AS I PLEASE!
I NEED NO-ONE,...

YOU PICK ME UP
& PUT ME DOWN !
I ALLOW YOU TO TREAT
ME, AS IF I,M A CLOWN!
...

IN MY DREAM,S , YOU ARE THERE!
WHERE, I DONT HAVE A CARE
IT,S MORE LIKE A FANTASY
...

A...AFFLICTED,ALIEN
L LAUGHABLE
I......INBREED,S
E EXTRA-TERRESTIAL
N NAUCSOUS...

OOH RONALD,RONALD ! YES,YES,YES!!
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR PARTIALLY DRESSED
YOU ARE THE MOST...

DO YOU EVER FEEL, THERE,S A PIECE OF YOU MISSING ?
FEEL AS IF, THERE,S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE KISSING...

HEAVEN,S ABOVE...
RECEIVE EGGWARD...WITH LOVE !
LOOK AFTER OUR EGG!
DEAR LORD..I DO...

TECHNOLOGY FRIGHTEN,S THE HELL OUT OF ME!
INCH THIN T.V,S,THAT YOU CAN HANG ON THE WALL
P.C.S...

SLEEPING BABIE,S
ARE LIKE STRAWBERRIES & CREAM!
NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING BABY
FROM...

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!
& TELL ME , WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A LITTLE BLONDE CHICK
WITH A...

O.M.G I,M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!
I HOPE I DONT FALL DOWN
THAT BLOODY BIG DRAIN!
MY LEGS...

FILL MY BATH WITH CHAMPAGNE
& FETCH MY SILK ARSE WIPES!
I KNOW I,M A FERRET
&...

GOD..I,M BORED ALREADY!
I,VE ONLY BEEN HERE
ABOUT 3 MONTH,S I THINK
FUCK ALL TO DO!...

CAN ANYONE, SEE THE DOG?
I CANT SEE FUCK ALL
THROUGH THIS THICK FOG !
I,M IN THIS...