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WHY CANT US CAT,S
HAVE BLOODY BABY WIPES?
I,M SICK OF LICKING
MY BABIE,S ARSE CLEAN!...

MISS PIGGY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE PERMIT!
& THREW A BLOODY FIT !
SO AS COMPENSATION
...

ENTRY UP MY BACK DOOR!
IS BY V.I.P.ONLY!
YA CANT FUCK THIS KERMIT!
WITHOUT A VERY...

AGEING HASN,T SLOWED ME DOWN!
& IT HASN,T SHUT ME UP!
I LOVE NOTHING MORE
THAN...

I,M OUT ON THE TOWN !
FOR A REAL DOG,S DINNER!
I,VE BROUGHT ROSES
CHOCOLATES &...

WHAT,S A CAT SURPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS ??!
I,TS SO FUCK N ENORMOUS!
IT,S TAKING THE...

OH HOW YOUR EYE,S CAN DECEIVE YOU?
YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCAMPS!
TAKE A CLOSER SECOND LOOK!...

I,M HAVING A DRESS REHEARSAL!
WHAT..DO YOU THINK ??
DO YOU THINK I NEED
A DIFFERENT...

WE ALL NEED FLUID,S TO SURVIVE
MILK IS ON THE MENU
FROM 0- MAYBE 5!
THEN YA GET A...

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR BABY!
& KEEP YA HOUSE , NICE N CLEAN!
ADD DUSTER,S TO HIS...

WHILE YOU 2 ARE LOVING EACH OTHER!
SPARE A THOUGHT FOR ME , THAT YOU SMOTHER!
WHILE YOUR...

THE LOVE BETWEEN A FATHER & SON
IS A BOND THAT CANNOT BE UNDONE !
THEY LOVE TO SPEND TIME...

I DIDN,T MEAN TO HIT YOU
DONT TELL SO MANY LIE,S !
WHEN YOU MOVED REAL SUDDENLY
TO ME...

" WILLL I GET A DISCOUNT LOVE?
IF I DONT NEED THE TOP?"
AS YOU CAN SEE I DONT NEED IT!...

WHAT HAPPEN,S AT GRANMA,S
STAY,S AT GRANMA,S!
THAT,S THE GOLDEN RULE !
SHE DOESN,T...

A YOUNG FIT SINGLE HEN
IS FLOURISHING , IN HER PRIME!
& WHEN SHE IS MARRIED
SHE...

ALL GIRL,S ..WANT IS HEART,S & FLOWER,S!
ALL BOY,S WANT... IS AN ARSE TO DEVOUR!
THEY...