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OH MY GOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I SAID " I ONLY WANTED A TRIM!"
" NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY BUM...

I DONT KNOW WHAT MUMMY,S
DONE WITH MY TEDDY!?
I NEED IT NOW
IT,S TIME FOR BEDDIE!...

GOD CAN IT GET ANY WORSE!?
SHE,S BLOWING BUBBLE,S OUT OF HER NOSE!
SHE MUST BE BLOODY CURSED...

LAST TIME DADDY PLAYED WITH ME
I WAS IN HIS BALL,S!
HE,S ALWAY,S HAS GOT HIS HAND,S
...

MY OWNER WAS SO SICK OF MY YAPPIN!
THAT HE,S INVENTED THIS TYPE OF GAGGIN!
NOW I LOOK LIKE A...

KISS ME & I.LL TURN INTO A PRINCE!
& I,M DISGUISED AS A FROG!
BUT THIS PUSSY LIKES...

GONE ARE THE DAY,S OF FUN!
FOR MY MUMMY & DADDY!
THEY HAD TO MUCH FUN ONE NIGHT!
...

DO YOU KNOW WHY I LICK
MY BALLS? BECAUSE I CAN !
I WONDER IF MY OWNER WOULD ?
HE.S A...

"TRY & REMEMBER THIS MOMENT JOE"
WHILE WERE STILL IN BABY GRO,S!
IN 70 YEARS , WE.LL BE...

I,M TRYING TO PROTECT HER MODESTY!
AFTER SHE,S TAKEN UP PHOTOGRAPHY!
I CAN,T ALLOW HER...

" OI MATE "! HAVE WE GOT FAR TO GO?
I,M GETTING TIRED ALREADY YOU KNOW !
IT,S GONNA BE A...

I JUST WANTED TO SAY " I LOVE YOU !"
I KNOW IT,S NOT VERY ROMANTIC
WHEN IT,S WRITTEN IN POO...

JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS UNDER THE BED!
SOMEONE GRABBED ME BY THE EARS!
& PULLED ME OUT...

" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME !?"
WHILE I,M READING 50 SHADES OF GREY!
CHRISTIAN...

HERE,S A BLONDE JOKE FOR YA!
LET,S SEE IF YOU GET IT?
WHAT,S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME...

I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE!
OF THIS FUCK N MONKEY TOUR!
I,M SO SO BLOODY BORED!...

IF I KNEW WHAT KIND OF GAMES ?
YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING!
PERHAP.S I COULD PLAY ALONG!
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