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NO I DO NOT WISH
TO SEE HIS TAIL WAG!
OR SEE HIS BACK PAW,S!
OR HIS BLOODY BALL BAG!...

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE...

LOOK MUMMY. I LOOK LIKE YOU !
IF I HOLD THESE UP.LIKE I DO!
WHEN I CUT THESES GRAPEFRUITS IN...

FUCK..I,VE JUST SEEN THE SIZE
OF MY MUM,S FACE!
IT,S THIS WIDE I TELL YOU!
IT,S A FUCK...

ALL US PIGEON,S , ALL GET THIS BOOK!
IT TELL,S YA , THE BEST PLACE TO LOOK
WHERE,ALL THE BEST...

DO YOU GIRL.S RECONISE THIS POSE?
TAKING PHOTO,S OF YOUR ROSE!
FOR EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK!...

I KNOW I,M ONLY ONE !
BUT. I AINT ARF GOT A BIG UN!
COR. BY THE TIME I,M 3!
IT COULD...

SWIVEL ON THAT MATE !
IT SPEAK,S FOR ITSELF!
& IF YOU DONT FUCK OFF !?
I,LL COME...

I HOPE I DONT UP STAGE THE BRIDE!?
IN MY WHITE DRESS OF CHOICE!
MY 5 O CLOCK SHADOW,S...

FELIX..IS A VERY NAUGHTY CAT!
HE LOVES A BIG PAIR OF BANGERS!
& DEFINATLY LOVES SOME...

SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN,T BE ALLOWED TO BREED !
LOOK AT THE FUCK N STATE OF ME !
FIONA FORGOT TO...

LEFT A BIT,,RIGHT A BIT!
GOD I,D LOVE TO SUCK HER CLIT!
IMAGINING ITS HER PUSSY I,LL LICK!...

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
MY NAME IS.SUPER SCOUSE SQUIRREL!
I STAND IN FOR SUPER-MAN!
...

NO-BODY WANTS THE PUBIC HARE!
GOT HAIR SPROUTING OUT OF EVERY WHERE!
SKINNING IT..IS ONE...

WOULD YA FUCK YOURSELF ! IF YA COULD ?
I KNOW . I FUCK N WOULD!
AT LEAST.I WOULDN T TAKE FOR...

" WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 BOOB.S ON YOUR BACK ?"
ARE YOU HAVING A BUBBLE BATH!
THATS A VERY SILLY...

GOD I,M A VERY HAPPY CHIMPANZEE!
A DAY OUT AT THE BEACH FOR ME!
SAND & WATER. NOT 1 FUCK...