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MR & MRS BLAKE ( &...

MR & MRS BLAKE ( & THEIR PERSONALISED CAKE )

WE,RE NOT SURE WHAT THE BAKER
MEANT ..BY THIS!!!
HE MUST OF HEARD
THAT WERE ALWAYS...

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RECORDER..LESSON,S !?X

RECORDER..LESSON,S !?X

OKAY CLASS. WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
WHO WANT,S TO SHOW US !
ALL WHAT WE REHEARSED!
...

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HERE..WE GO AGAIN !?X

HERE..WE GO AGAIN !?X

12 HOURS OF LABOUR,HERE WE GO AGAIN !
I,M GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR THE
REST OF MY LIFE!SHE...

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OH NO..COCKED UP AGAIN !?X

OH NO..COCKED UP AGAIN !?X

OH NO, I HOPE HE HASNT NOTICED!?
THAT I,VE GOT A HARD ON!
MY FUCK N DICK HAS GROWN!
HE...

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EAT MOR CHIKIN !?X

EAT MOR CHIKIN !?X

EAT MOR CHIKIN!
WE URGE YOU TO DO!
TRY A BIT OF CLUCK CLUCK!
& LEAVE ALONE US MOO....

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THINK..NICE THOUGHT,S !?X

THINK..NICE THOUGHT,S !?X

WERE A COUPLE OF CLOWN,S !
NOTHING USUALLY GETS US DOWN!
BUT TODAY. I NEED TO BE STRONG!...

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HORNEY..HAPPENING!?X

 HORNEY..HAPPENING!?X

EVERYONE HAS A FUCK FACE!
EVEN THE BIG CATS!
EVERYONES HAPPY
WHEN THEY,VE GOT TWAT!...

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BAA-BAA...NEED,S THE BARBAR!?X

BAA-BAA...NEED,S THE BARBAR!?X

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD CUT MY HAIR!
COS I CANT GET ANY BLOODY WHERE!
I CANT SEE FUCK ALL!...

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WHERE,S THE WIFE????X

WHERE,S THE WIFE????X

I BET YOU,VE NEVER SEEN !
A PAIR QUITE LIKE THIS !
SWOLLEN AS FUCK
& FULL TO...

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BIGGER THE BETTER !?X

BIGGER THE BETTER !?X

I,VE NEVER LICKED A PUSSY
THIS SIZE EVER BEFORE!
GOD IT WILL TAKE SOME LICKING!
&...

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PULL..MY FINGER !?X

PULL..MY FINGER !?X

PULL MY FINGER.AFTER YOU,VE PRESSED START!
YA GET 150 POINTS.IF YA CAN MAKE ME FART!
THERE.LL...

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GETTING HITCHED !?X

GETTING HITCHED !?X

COR..YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!?
I CANT BELIEVE HOW HIGH I AM!
WHAT A...

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SAY NO...TO CRACK!!?X

SAY NO...TO CRACK!!?X

TO ALL CRACK ADDICT,S ..OUT THERE!
LISTEN UP..TAKE HEED!
TAKE A LONG GOOD LOOK
AT THIS...

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REINCARNATED POETRESS !?X

REINCARNATED POETRESS !?X

YOU COULD SAY..I,M INSANE?!
WITH THE CONTENT OF MY BRAIN!
THAT IS FINE WITH ME!
I...

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BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

MUMMY.. I SAID " BOOOB NOW !!"
YOU SILLY OLE BLOODY COW!
GET YOUR UDDERS OUT!
OR ELSE...

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CAN..YOU HEAR ME NOW!?X

CAN..YOU HEAR ME NOW!?X

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
I KNOW THAT YOU TALK SHIT
OUT OF YOUR ARSE!!
SO. I THOUGHT I,D...

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DONT..LOOSE ME TWICE !?X

DONT..LOOSE ME TWICE !?X

DO YOU WANT TO LOOSE ME TWICE?
SO THIS TIME. YOU,D BETTER BE NICE!
NO MORE GAMES LIKE BEFORE...