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" WHY??..U MAD THO !!x

" WHY??..U MAD THO !!x

LOL.. " WHY ARE U MAD THO!?"
MEN AINT GOT A CLUE!
WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW??
RARELY DO...

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MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

IT,S REAL MONKEY BUSINESS!
PICKING OUT EACH OTHER,S NIT,S!
BUT THEY CAN GET IN THE BEST...

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LOVE..AT 1ST BITE !?X

LOVE..AT 1ST BITE !?X

IT WAS LOVE AT 1ST BITE.FOR ME!
I KNEW YOU WOULD TASTE DELICIOUSLY!
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...

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ZOINK,S!?x

ZOINK,S!?x

THE GUY,S SET OFF FOR THE BEACH
IN THE .DREAM MACHINE!
VELMA WAS ESPECIALY EXCITED
...

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LAUGHED ME ..ARSE OFF !?X

LAUGHED ME ..ARSE OFF !?X

ONE MINUTE,, I,M LAUGHING ME ARSE OFF!
BUT I,M CERTAINLY..NOT LAUGHING NOW!
ALL I DID WAS A...

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FRIENDS..WITH BENEFIT,S!!?X

FRIENDS..WITH BENEFIT,S!!?X

FRIEND,S ..WITH BENEFIT,S!!
IS JUST AS IT SOUNDS!
IT,S JUST YA BEST FRIEND
BUT HE ALSO...

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FUCK..OFF...EEE !?X

FUCK..OFF...EEE !?X

THE LESS YOU GIVE A FUCK!
THE HAPPIER YOU WILL BE!
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
MY LIFES....!...

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ICE..BANK.. MICE .ELF...!?X

ICE..BANK.. MICE .ELF...!?X

ICE.BANK,MICE.ELF!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!
THESE 4 WORDS PUT TOGETHER!
WOULD BE NO...

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UGLY C@*T !?X

UGLY C@*T !?X

I AINT GOT MUCH GOING FOR ME !
ONLY MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
I JUST LOVE TO SWISH N SWAY!
...

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AMOUROUS ARMOUR !?X

AMOUROUS ARMOUR !?X

I,M A HEART ON MY SLEEVE KIND OF GIRL!
I THINK YOU MUST WEAR VEST,S!?
IS THERE ANY EMOTION...

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BIGGEST FOOL !?X

BIGGEST FOOL !?X

WHO WAS THE BIGGEST FOOL?
OUT OF ME & YOU!
I,D SAY , THAT IT WAS ME
COS..ALL OF IT...

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NO-ONE,S FOOL !?X

NO-ONE,S FOOL !?X

I LOVE AN APRIL FOOL!
MAKING SOMEONE
LOOK A COMPLETE TOOL!
PLAYING ON THEM A SILLY...

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HIDE N PEEK !?X

HIDE N PEEK !?X

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10
TIME UP..I,M COMING NOW!
READY OR NOT..HOLY COW!
11.12.13.14.15....

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LUCKY YOU !?X

LUCKY YOU !?X

LUCKY YOU.. YOU,VE WON FIRST PRIZE!
IT,S REALLY ALL YOURS, I,LL TELL YOU NO LIE,S!
IT,S JUST...

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DO YOU MIND !?X

DO YOU MIND !?X

O,M,G, CAN YOU KNOCK FIRST!
W.T.F. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BURST!
SHOOT N .FROM THE HIP!
...

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CLEVER BITCH!?X

CLEVER BITCH!?X

WHAT A BLOODY CLEVER BITCH!
HANDY IF..YOU,VE GOT AN ITCH?
WHAT A VERY CLEVER TRICK!
IF...

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THAT.BLOODY NUTTER !?X

THAT.BLOODY NUTTER !?X

THIS PICTURE. WELL PORTRAY,S ME!
OFF THE HOOK. & WELL WHACKY!
ALWAY,S ACTING LIKE A FOOL...