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HEAR ME..MOTHER-FUCKER !?X

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Tracy Timothy
HEAR ME..MOTHER-FUCKER !?X

I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER WOULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER COULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER SHOULD !?
IF I WISH HARD ENOUGH!
& KEEP MY FINGER,S CROSSED
& I PROMISE TO BE GOOD !
THE MOTHER-FUCKER!
WOULDA, COULDA, SHOULDA !
GRANT ME 3 WISHES!?
& I,LL TRY MY BEST
TO ALWAY,S BE GOODA !

Tracy Timothy xx

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Comedy
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Susan O'Reilly's pictureSusan O'Reilly5011 years ago

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