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HAIRY MARY !?X

HAIRY  MARY !?X

I,M SUCH A HAIRY MARY!
A RAZOR,S NO GOOD FOR ME !
I,LL HAVE TO USE A CHAIN-SAW
COS. I,M LOOKING LIKE A MONKEY!
& THERE A FUCK N EYE SORE!
& I CANT HANDLE IT NO MORE!
I,LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
COS MY EYE SIGHT IS POOR!
I COULD CHOP MY LEGS OFF
& FIND THEM ON THE FLOOR!
BUT.I,M NOT BEING
CALLED A MONKEY ..NO MORE!
NOW. HOW DO YOU WORK
THIS BLOODY CHAIN-SAW??

Tracy Timothy xx

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