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Ghost towns criss cross...

Ghost towns criss cross wide world

Information superhighway bumper to binary bumper.
Stark contrast versus deserted macadam...

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Neo-Moralism

The "ethical" girl on the bus

"The boy that's been trying to get with me;
he's about to get his initiation
...Yeah babe...

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Regurgitated

Regurgitated

No new material
Just regurgitated shit
It leaves a taste in your throat
Like...

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Let homo sapiens envision...

Let homo sapiens envision eco friendly infrastructure

Radical planet friendly measures
equals earning kudos as unsung hero
(think environmental/...

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Hyundai Sonata...

tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me...

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Hyundai Sonata...

(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (...

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble
collapsed amidst...

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The Provocateur

tongue in cheek poetry

Am I too good
Or am I really shit?
Why don't my efforts
make the hit?

I...

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Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

(alternately titled: yours truly doth mutter
asthma bowled dug gutter
pin yon hated chap...

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Cut!

My eyes are half closed
It's not that I'm sleepy
But I am tired
... tired of taking it...

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Ajá ñ Sáré

Self-Betting

Ajá ñ Sáré

Index on Rat..
Odds are fine today!
Clicking into the success
That will later fail....

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Just in case you wondered...

Just in case you wondered...

Yours truly, (i.e. I) quickly
became hypnagogic afore
subsequently segueing soundly
...

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Daylight Savings Time –...

Daylight Savings Time – March 8th,   2020

Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi
hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes
...

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Daylight Savings Time –...

Daylight Savings Time – March 8th,   2020

Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi
hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes
...