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Daylight Savings Time –...

Daylight Savings Time – March 8th,   2020  Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi  hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes  round about same of month every year, what a bum er, an inconvenient truth diverged from this chum purposelessly manipula

Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi
hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes
...

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Verizon router won't...

(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble telecommunications...

Verizon router won't connect to internet blues

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst
...

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Pitching electioneering,...

Pitching electioneering, albeit Democratic ticket...

as 2020 presidential election nearing
pleading joshing, and endearing...

The choice for...

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Bill

Bill

A guy named Bill,
just wants his money,
Bill was so real
Nobody thought Bill was funny...

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If I died today March 2nd,...

If I died today March 2nd, 2020...?

No matter unfulfilled dreams never came true,
nevertheless yours truly doth gladly bid adieu,...

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Stretch

Stretch

A guy named stretch
was out looking for holes
He had no neck but he had the best fishing pole...

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February 29th, 2020

alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582

February 29th, 2020

the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic...

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Hungry

Are you hungry for it, chomping at their bits. Are you thirsty for it lapping it up like a pussy. Are you...

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Rental rebate plus...

Rental rebate plus affordable rent...

After wing and prayer
granted courtesy The Flying Tigers
at long last located valuable...

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At any given moment...

At any given moment countless thought processes

Soundlessly ricochet to and fro
hither and yon
roundly bobbing within squarely donned
...

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Love Me One Day

Empathy fills my mind,
Empty and left behind.
A girl over there is hoping,
While she...