Accident

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While daydreaming about...

as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

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One Bullet Ended It All

This is a fictional poem but parents really should keep their...

One Bullet Ended It All

It was Christmas Day and a horrible incident was about to unfold.
When it happened, I was only four...

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The Horrible Accident

The Horrible Accident

When I fired my gun at a criminal, I accidentally shot an innocent bystander.
I made a horrible...

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Sweet Annie

Sweet Annie

I met Annie.
On a course,
For First Aid.
On the floor
prone to the
...

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Emotions

Emotions

I don't know how to show emotions,
So I bury them,
can't feel emotions,
Can't be weak...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.

I...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
...

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Black Finger Nail

Black Finger Nail

My left hand bares
A black fingernail
Under which pink life springs
Fresh and pale...

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Ruing the emotionally...

The following poetic account
written more'n a dozen dirty dancing decades ago,
while I (a...

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I haint donning royal...

I haint donning royal carpet treatment

No stuntman/woman showed up,
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps...

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The Secrets Of Life

The Secrets Of Life

Do you want to return - no, it was enough,
we will meet again - no, you don't like - tough,
...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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Mosley Will Be Missed

Dedicated to Roger E. Mosley (1938-2022) who died on August 7,...

Mosley Will Be Missed

On August 4, 2022, he was paralyzed from the shoulders down.
He had a car accident and he will be...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...

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A Skin Full

A Skin Full

I'm weeping..
the ochre smeg oozes
from huge mushrooms
to my dispair...spills on the...

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Untitled (7-20-22)

Blessed and stressed
the reason I don't fret but I forget in my ways to listen or understand
...