Accident

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Upon exiting the womb...

Upon exiting the womb...

23,190 days ago,

Yours truly got hashtagged
as the 2,975,075,410TH
person alive on...

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Eriobotrya japonica

Eriobotrya japonica

Yours truly never heard, seen, no lies
particularly when alone
facing my (pushing up daisies...

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Starry eyed cloud of...

Starry eyed cloud of surreal angels

Utmost nadir of despair found
this atheist craning his neck skyward
hearing resplendent...

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Friday May 13th, 2022

Friday May 13th, 2022

An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome,
written courtesy a favorite poet of mine.

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Farchadat alte kaker here...

Farchadat alte kaker here at Highland Manor Apartments

I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as...

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Smearing

Smearing

paid a visit to
my boyfriend..
he said ..
' come at two'
on the dot
I...

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Word Play

Inside out
Disarray
Chaos and delight
Word play
Insider trading
Let me...

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Approximately three plus...

without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate

Approximately three plus days elapsed...

Neither bloating nor constipation
arose, but one nondescript anguished
logophile anticipated...

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Ten tiddly tadpoles 🐸

Ten tiddly tadpoles 🐸

Fitzgerald the Frog lived under the rapid rolling river lily leaf

His ten tiny tiddly tadpoles...

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Shamrocks will soon Blanket...

where Lassie free to run across petco junction

Shamrocks will soon Blanket Green Acres...

All across the webbed
wide esse Scott's wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets harbor...

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Implementing chops to...

Implementing chops to acquire self survival

speculative fictional account
courtesy yours truly interpretation
impossible mission to...

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Beware The Ides of March 2022

Beware The Ides of March 2022

Ides simply referred to first new moon,
which usually fell between
the thirteenth and...

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Choices Of Past Forebears

Choices Of Past Forebears

Random chain of events
preceded occurrence re:
guarding existence of me
interminable...

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I lost my spirit

I lost my spirit

I lost my spirit
I just wasn’t in it
Thought a lot
A lot of hate and such
Hate...

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The Passing of Hermione

Sometimes, this whole on-call lark sucks & BIG TIME ....

The Passing of Hermione

From her being some kind
of groovy
hippie chick, to heroin...

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Still dithering with...

Still dithering with hesitation on brink of abysmal precipice

Infinite pitch black void zoomed,
I vacillated then pitched headlong
(head and knobby knees,...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...