Accident

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.

I...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
...

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Black Finger Nail

Black Finger Nail

My left hand bares
A black fingernail
Under which pink life springs
Fresh and pale...

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Ruing the emotionally...

The following poetic account
written more'n a dozen dirty dancing decades ago,
while I (a...

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I haint donning royal...

I haint donning royal carpet treatment

No stuntman/woman showed up,
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps...

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The Secrets Of Life

The Secrets Of Life

Do you want to return - no, it was enough,
we will meet again - no, you don't like - tough,
...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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Mosley Will Be Missed

Dedicated to Roger E. Mosley (1938-2022) who died on August 7,...

Mosley Will Be Missed

On August 4, 2022, he was paralyzed from the shoulders down.
He had a car accident and he will be...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...

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A Skin Full

A Skin Full

I'm weeping..
the ochre smeg oozes
from huge mushrooms
to my dispair...spills on the...

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Untitled (7-20-22)

Blessed and stressed
the reason I don't fret but I forget in my ways to listen or understand
...

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Upon exiting the womb...

Upon exiting the womb...

23,190 days ago,

Yours truly got hashtagged
as the 2,975,075,410TH
person alive on...

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Eriobotrya japonica

Eriobotrya japonica

Yours truly never heard, seen, no lies
particularly when alone
facing my (pushing up daisies...

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Starry eyed cloud of...

Starry eyed cloud of surreal angels

Utmost nadir of despair found
this atheist craning his neck skyward
hearing resplendent...

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Friday May 13th, 2022

Friday May 13th, 2022

An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome,
written courtesy a favorite poet of mine.

...

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Farchadat alte kaker here...

Farchadat alte kaker here at Highland Manor Apartments

I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as...